We wrote these emails
We wrote these emails to get a laugh
Wrote these emails
We wrote these emails to get a laugh

Looking in your in-box
What is that you see?
Look at that, it made you smile
An email from me!
Knee deep in the forwards
Sinking in your fight
Too many "friendship poems"
Eating up the bytes!

When Arwen starts the convo
Your choice is to respond or pass...
Don't you remember?
We sent those emails to get a laugh

We wrote these emails
We wrote these emails to get a laugh
Wrote these emails
We wrote these emails to get a laugh

Someone's always sending
Jokes we've heard before
Who cares? We don't mind spending
Our time, 'cause work's a chore

But making fun of others
Is funner than the rest
We used to spend all afternoon
Mocking the boss' best

When Arwen starts the convo
Your choice is to respond or pass...
Don't you remember?
We sent those emails to get a laugh

We wrote these emails
We wrote these emails to get a laugh
Wrote these emails
We wrote these emails to get a laugh

It's just another Monday
At the same old grind
And when there's comic relief
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You can't even add a line!!

(instrumental)

I write the emails
That help the time fly by
But when my friends just bail
I have to ask why!
Don't tell me you're busy
'Cause you're just on the phone!
Or looking at the internet
Leaving me all alone!

Don't you remember? (remember)

When Arwen starts the convo
Your choice is to respond or pass...
Don't you remember?
We sent those emails to get a laugh

We wrote these emails
We wrote these emails to get a laugh
Wrote these emails
We wrote these emails to get a laugh

We wrote...we wrote these emails
We wrote...we wrote these emails
Repeat to fade...