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Song Parodies -> "Guests of Mine"
Original Song Title:
"Auld Lang Syne"
Original Performer:
Robert Burns
Parody Song Title:
"Guests of Mine"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
happy second day of the new year
Should all those house guests be thrown out
And never brought to mind?
If all those guests can be thrown out
Well good, I'll throw out mine
You've stayed enough, for heaven's sake
you've all stayed way too long
The holidays all over now
I want you people gone
Should fish be rotten for a week
It really starts to stink
The same is true of some house guests
Who stay too long, I think
You've stayed enough, for heaven's sake
You've all stayed way too long
The holidays are over now
I want you people gone
When all my house guests are put out
I'll have to clean my home
This place looks like it has been hit
By some ferocious storm
They stayed enough, for heaven's sake
Refrigerator's bare
Oh wait, they left me with some eggs
And one half-eaten pear
Should all my house guests be put out
And never brought to mind?
If all house guests can be thrown out
Then good, I'll throw out mine
And never brought to mind?
If all those guests can be thrown out
Well good, I'll throw out mine
You've stayed enough, for heaven's sake
you've all stayed way too long
The holidays all over now
I want you people gone
Should fish be rotten for a week
It really starts to stink
The same is true of some house guests
Who stay too long, I think
You've stayed enough, for heaven's sake
You've all stayed way too long
The holidays are over now
I want you people gone
When all my house guests are put out
I'll have to clean my home
This place looks like it has been hit
By some ferocious storm
They stayed enough, for heaven's sake
Refrigerator's bare
Oh wait, they left me with some eggs
And one half-eaten pear
Should all my house guests be put out
And never brought to mind?
If all house guests can be thrown out
Then good, I'll throw out mine
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Back to the new normal. Nice parody Royce.
Great parody you've wrought, dear Royce
For friends who should be gone
Did not leave when they ought, dear Royce
But stayed on and on and on
For friends who should be gone
Did not leave when they ought, dear Royce
But stayed on and on and on
And so it was that later
As Royce Miller told her tale
That her place at first so hostly
Soon looked like a garbage pail
5's
As Royce Miller told her tale
That her place at first so hostly
Soon looked like a garbage pail
5's
Is that going to turn into a full "Whiter Shade of Pale" parody, Johnny?
I already did one called "A Lamer Stupid Rhyme", Phil - please, I invite you to check it out.
That was great! Some people just get on your nerves, don't they? Especially relatives!
You know what they say about houseguests and fish... Nice job. It was a great idea to use a song that has overstayed its welcome for a parody about people who have overstayed theirs.
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