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Song Parodies -> "Lounge Act"
Original Song Title:
"Lounge Act"
Original Performer:
Nirvana
Parody Song Title:
"Lounge Act"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
This parody is an attempt to slam singers like Pat Boone, Burt Bacharach, Tony Bennett, Frank Sinatra, etc.
(The guitar, bass, and drums no this track are replaced by a swanky piano, French horn, jazz trumpet, violin, fiddle, cello, accordian, and other cheesy/swanky instruments; the singer sounds like Pat Boone.)
Our music is extremely swanky
You can't see us on MTV
Replace guitars with French Horns
Turn it up, you're a fool
Don't respect "The King"
I sound like Frank, no re-
cording deal
Don't sound like War
Or the Beatles
I'll croon some old songs
You've never heard
I'll sing Burt Bacharach
Can't pay bills
Singing lounge
Not music you would wanna hear
Manillow, not Britney Spears;
The Rat Pack, and not that guy Lou Reed;
"Kung Fu Fighting"...what's his name?
Not the theme from "Maude"
Sound like Manillow, you see
I croon, not squeal
We're not The Doors
Or the Beatles
I'll croon Pat Boone songs
I am a nerd
I'll sing Burt Bacharach
I suck at
Singing lounge
Our music is extremely swanky
You can't see us on MTV
Replace guitars with French Horns
Turn it up, you're a fool
Not "The Boss" or "King"
Sound like Manillow, you see
I croon, not squeal
We're not The Doors
Or the Beatles
I'll croon Pat Boone songs
I am a nerd
I'll sing Burt Bacharach
I suck at
Singing lounge
We do not sing rock
Don't sing good
And we'll sing Pat Boone
Sing Pat Boone
Sing, sing Pat Boone
We sing, sing Pat Boone
Sing Pat Boone
Our music is extremely swanky
You can't see us on MTV
Replace guitars with French Horns
Turn it up, you're a fool
Don't respect "The King"
I sound like Frank, no re-
cording deal
Don't sound like War
Or the Beatles
I'll croon some old songs
You've never heard
I'll sing Burt Bacharach
Can't pay bills
Singing lounge
Not music you would wanna hear
Manillow, not Britney Spears;
The Rat Pack, and not that guy Lou Reed;
"Kung Fu Fighting"...what's his name?
Not the theme from "Maude"
Sound like Manillow, you see
I croon, not squeal
We're not The Doors
Or the Beatles
I'll croon Pat Boone songs
I am a nerd
I'll sing Burt Bacharach
I suck at
Singing lounge
Our music is extremely swanky
You can't see us on MTV
Replace guitars with French Horns
Turn it up, you're a fool
Not "The Boss" or "King"
Sound like Manillow, you see
I croon, not squeal
We're not The Doors
Or the Beatles
I'll croon Pat Boone songs
I am a nerd
I'll sing Burt Bacharach
I suck at
Singing lounge
We do not sing rock
Don't sing good
And we'll sing Pat Boone
Sing Pat Boone
Sing, sing Pat Boone
We sing, sing Pat Boone
Sing Pat Boone
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Lounge Act! At last! I've been looking for a Nirvana song that wasn't in the 2002 greatest hits album, also it's a great parody. This spells 5 5 5!
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