DRY ROPE

Next time you're down, self doubt all around
There's a lot of concern, it'll never rebound

Just what makes your libido rant
Block'n the nerves, brain to your pants
Anyone knows your doc-can
Do a plastic implant

But he's got that eyyye-scope, he's got that eyyye-scope
He'll probe high near the thigh, bring-plen'yyy of dope

So any time it's hanging low
'stead of frett'n so
Just remember this chant
Oops, don't get a plastic implant

When nature calls and you're inside the mall
There's a lot of concern, there's only one stall

Once there was a middle-aged man
Skinny wife, much younger than him
Suddenly his act, ain't worth a damn
Now he's hatch'n a plan

Now he's got a dryyyy-rope, he's got a dryyyy-rope
He made a vi-agra-buy, a month's supplyyyy-dope

So any time you're perform'n bad
'stead of gett'n mad
Just remember that chant
Via-gra can fix, your organ that can't

Small problems in the bedroom
It'll get notice'd, all too soon
It's just bound to blow up
Oops, finally all snook'y will stop