Look, if you had one hit, one big-hit parody,
To top everything, even the "Bong Song"...One moment
Would you go for it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, butt's sore, mouse is ready.
He's spoofing songs on here already, Pip and Merry,
He's so bored, but by the keyboard he looks smart and ready
To spoof songs, but he's bad with the pacing.
What he wrote down, extra-syllables allowed,
He submits it out, but the votes are so down.
He's thinking, "Swell!" Every song's doin' well,
Like "Taco Bell", rhymes are his eternal cell!

Make up a new parody, not about ole' Britney,
Oh, we know S.T.G. choked,
He's a fad, but he won't give up that easy
Will he? No
He won't have it, he knows his "Stupidity"s dope,
He knows the writing ropes,
He feels dragged through the smoke,
Guess he's bad, like his foes,
When he goes back to his old modem, that's when it's
Back to the whacky drawboard,
He will rap it,
He better go master this new song and hope it stops crashin'.


You better lose yourself on the website, AmIRight,
Yes, all night, your parody songs are coming slow.
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show
This board community, Tong, Mike and Bill Florio.
You better lose yourself on the website, AmIRight,
Better fight, so you won't never have to go.
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,
Up every parody, like Jim A and DiRito.


These votes are wasting, through this board, they're not taking
This spoof is mine for the making
It's my thing, as we move into a, new board upgrade.
No parody site is borin, but superstardom's close for O'Mara,
It only grows harder, one big hit's hotter,
He knows its all over, new foes are now on him
Known coast to coast, unlike Mr. El DeRoblo.
Syncronos, he only knows
Twenty-five songs, go another, we're all like brothers,
W-D-H gets Joel, he spoofs an album and another
"Diet" to "Coke" now he is spoofin' ABBA.
The votes show they want no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to Leo who shows,
He spoofs Corrs, the votes-nada
So the spoofs "Heaven Knows" is bold and unfolds
I suppose it's so BLO-TOWN, but the need goes on
For Bubba, and for Jared.

You better lose yourself on the website, AmIRight,
Yes, all night, your parody songs are coming slow.
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show
That you can do anything just like Jeremy Otto.
You better lose yourself on the website, AmIRight,
Better fight, so you won't never have to go.
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to show,
Up every parody, like Mister Adagio.

No more games, I'ma change what you call lame,
Make this rap parody spoof with some of Weird Al's range.
I was playin in the beginnin', the spoofs all changed
I been nitpicked but I take it though it fuels this rage.
But I kept rhymin and re-writing with each liner,
Best believe S.T.G.'s stoppin' each hyped writer,
Topics here online satisfied by the fact,
That I can't get by unlike Spaff's "Slay Ride",
And I improvise the right hype of write for my parody,
Cuz Rick, I can't stick with it, no more one-liners,
And hey, M.S.G., who's a parody writer, don't forget pride,
And these rhymes are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to see and water the need, plus
B. O'Connor, caught up between bein a "buster" and a par'dy author,
Duffy, YASMR, Junior- logging on and
Spoof songs with me tomorrow,
Now a hot shot, another day and your not, you see,
It's got to be humor, boys, I'm like a snail
I've got to humilliate Snot 'fore I end up for sale and bought
Success is my only motherloving option, low votes-not
Chuck, I thank you, but this old school has got to go
I cannot grow old in "Bong Song's slot
So here I go- here's my shot.
Keys fail me not, cuz this is the newest parody that I got


I'm gonna lose myself on the website, AmIRight,
Yes, all night, and now it's time, I got to go,
This is my one shot, I won't miss my chance to show
I will be on the charts, so "Submit" it, here I go.
I'm gonna lose myself on the website, AmIRight,
Yes, all night, make new rhymes, though it's been slow,
This is my one shot, I won't miss my chance to show
So watch out for S.T.G., "submit" this, and away I go.


You can spoof anything you set your mind to, man.