Lookin' around the store
Found OJ, milk, cheese and more
Even found the ham
But there is still something else that I can't
find, the butter
Look for the worker to fix this clutter

I find workers in the store, but I
Can't find the butter man
They all tell me to go to him
Can't find the butter man, can't find the butter man
Oh

Talkin' to myself there's no one else
I need to know
where the butter is, oh

They must hide it where no one can find it
I wait for the butter man to come along
Must be in the backroom, or just plain gone

The workers still claim that he's there
But they can't find the butter man
If only someone else would help me
Can't find the butter man
Can't find the butter man

I left the store, yeah
I didn't want to leave this way
But no one helped me
And I won't be back again

Can't find the butter man