My house needs a new floor and new wallpaper,
And some fresh paint
So im off to B&Q, see the sales bargains
Expensive it ain't,

I'm desperate to make my home modern and improved
Not return to how it was

Well time to put overalls on
And I won't get my hands dirty and messy
There will be no white paint apon my floor
I'm busy, and always will be

I know my house is very dull
and lacks style to live in again
And with this new paintwork its funky,
I understand if you want to visit again
And if you wipe your feet as you come in,
you know that it's courteous

Well time to put overalls on
And I won't get my hands dirty and messy
There will be no white paint apon my floor
I'm busy, and always will be

Now the job's done
which took a long time
Very modern
and very chic
Come view my house
Laminate floor
And new spotlights
Im so house proud,

Well time to put overalls on
And I won't get my hands dirty and messy
There will be no white paint apon my floor
I'm house-proud, and always will be

Well time to put overalls on
And I won't get my hands dirty and messy
There will be no white paint apon my floor
I'm house-proud, and always will be

Well time to put overalls on
And I won't get my hands dirty and messy
There will be no white paint apon my floor
I'm house-proud, and always will be