Leave 'em laughing? Never can tell with your titles nowadays. Good job!! 5's

Glands over a 555.

Excellent!! You took the high road on what could have been some really sick humor...you changed the words for every chorus...and you told a story. Great, great, parody!

This was the song that changed my life. Now it may do so again.

Boy, did we open the floodgates or what? Great job. All 5's. I did one similar a few weeks back to Nate Kings Cole's "I love you (for sentimental resons)". Mine was: "I glove you (for proctological reasons)" I know, shameless plug, but I learned from the master himself! Good stuff. Eye1 p.s. got a great one coming in tommorow about human cloning. Film at 11!

Might be the best parody of this song ever ! Great.

K, Y do I give you 3 fives? Because you deserve it.

Thanks to everybody so far!

Adagio: Heh heh heh, that's right, keep 'em guessing, nyuk nyuk nyuk!

K1chyd: Glands across the water! Glands across the sky!

Agrimorfee: Yes, I wanted to keep this parody's lines varied and not too gross, and tell a little story, too - you are quite correct!

Rick D: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes...turn and face the exam-bed...ch-ch-change-ah-hez

Eye1: Yep, here come de flood!

Patrick: Awwww shucks, what can I say...

Jan: Smoothly said!

Tin Man: Oh don't start crying, you'll just rust-up again!

Scarecrow: I think I'm going to miss you most of all .....

Johnny D - Well, it took me a while to "prep" for this parody, what with the single glove to pick up from Neverland, the surgical mask, handy-wipes and all that hand-scrubbing still to finish from the first one today, but it was well worth it. You've once again done a "Gland job" with a great, classic song. We would fully salute you but some of these medications I'm taking are shortening my stride and keeping me from reaching my full potential on occasion. Ah, to regain the "spring" of my youth, wouldn't it be Gloverly? Your score? another math quiz, Johnny, just to make sure you aren't neglecting your other studies in your quest for ultimate and complete interior anatomical knowledge: I HAVE voted and your average is 5.0 in all 3 categories at this time (8 total votes cast). What scores did I give this parody? I am tough taskmaster (Cruel, but fair) and so this won't be multiple choice.

"Cruel, but fair" ? So you aren't plannin' on nailin' me 'ead to the floor?

Thanks, Paul!

What makes this parody appropriate is that the original song is 40 years old, just like the target audience for such an exam.

"Number One will be fun" - that is excellent!

Thanks Tim and Meriadoc!

Is it really that funny if I'm cringing while I'm reading...oh yeah...it is...5s from me, Johnny...nice work!

Gee, Arwen, why would you have any reason to cringe? Heh heh heh! Thanks very much!

Thought you went to MIT, Johnny ;-) Good stuff!

Thanks, Rice Cube. Yes, I went to M.I.T. and I dropped out of M.I.T. And people don't offer us engineers thousands of dollars to shove digits up their ports.....wait a minute.....I guess in a manner of speaking they do.....

Great job, Johnny!!!!!!!

Thank you very much, Jack!

So... how are you feeling, Johnny? You've probably heard this before, but you really got to the bottom of things...

Thanks, Mari D .... I'm feeling A-OK, and you can interpret that in A-ny way that seems A-ppropriate!

After that however JD, I am not sure that I wanna hold yours!

Awww Pippin, why not? Here, let me take my glove off.....oops....where's my glove.....

"I'm glad I'm not a ma-a-an" Grody, but good work, as always! ;-)

Thanks, Leah!

Johnny D - There's an extra glove lying around here, maybe it's yo....OH, wait, couldn't be yours, you are on the EAST Coast, I'm in Californy. Whew, Thank God!! Hey! Then WHOSE is this, anyway? Johnny, Nail ye' 'ead to tha' floor? An' soil me 'ammer? Nay, t'would 'av ta bring ye' own 'ammer, lad. Cruel is cruel an' fair is fair as I always say. Love "old salt" gibberish, don't you?

Don't linger your finger, this probe is a stinger. Another good one from the room full of toilets writing guild. Great work JD! Sorry, been preoccupied and it took me a day or two to get to this but it was worth the wait.

Thank you, Guy - great to hear from another guild member!

And thanks once again, PR ! ARRRHHH !

LOL

Thanks mac195 !

good work as always, especially in the last line

Thanks Mr. X.

Looks to me like we're sharing that spot.

I like the company.

Seriously, where have I been to miss this stuff? Really... narrative too. Great, as always.

My personal favourite. I was laughing so hard I only just managed to email the link to all my "gentlemen contacts of a certain age" !

Again, many thanks, Sylvia, and once again, cheers, to you and your "gentlemen contacts"!

Hilarious!

(ABC) Ah yes, the joys of over-40-ness... Still as funny as when I left the comment above...

Still laughing as I try to write! 555 all the way!

(ABC)Already voted and commented. :D

(ABC05) see above

(I-05) I'm laughing at this, though in a decade or so I supect that might change. =)

(ABC) I have to include this one in my top 5!

ABC--still funny...still cringing...=)

(ABC) Very clever. This one.. reached.. inside of me. eew. Tri-Fives.

(ABC) The original lyrics? You rectum! More hilarious work, Johnny.

( I ) - Well, I just hope they clean and thoroughly disinfect that Roto-rooter before it's my turn, Johnny - LOL!

(ABC-I) The ending was the pay-off for this spoof.

(ABC05) Probing and funny..555

(ABC) Here's 15 towards that twenty grand :-)

(I) Prostrate with laughter, Johnny. LMAO

ABC - First it seemed like another johnny D envelope pusher, which techically it is, but the end set it apart. 555

another witty Johnny D classic.....very funny .. but I think guys can feel this one more acutely....

And I'm backing my way into you babe. Loved the Roto Rooter line.

(ABC) Dude that was just funny.

Aw, I'm disappointed... I just started working on this exact parody today. Since the original song was so popular, I figured someone might've got to this before I did; I Google searched this title to find out, and there you were. Well, nice work. [sighs]