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Johnny Kerry leads the pack, oh what hair
Wesley Clark canft get on track, goinfnowhere
Howard Dean wants that speech back, now tranquelized by his aids
Oh what an ass of himself he made

Johnny Edwards lookinf smooth, polls improve
Lieberman might surprise you, hefs not through
Reverand Al just wants to take, Jessefs spot in the parade
What would King think, if he were here today?

Candidates, candidates, Candidates, oh
Candidates, Candidates, Candidates, oh

We want your vote, give it up, we implore
Look at us wefre manly men, no Al Gores
We can give Dubya what for, kick his ass in November
Wefll beat him down, you'll be rid of that clown

Candidates, candidates, Candidates, oh
Candidates, Candidates, Candidates, oh

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Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
The first three verses are pretty good. Where's the fourth?

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