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Song Parodies -> "Remix in the Prison"

Original Song Title:

"Remix to Ignition"

Original Performer:

R-Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Remix in the Prison"

Parody Written by:

Katrina

The Lyrics

This is what R-Kelly would sing in jail. ENJOY!
Now, I don't usually do this, but uh...give em a little prison mix

Now I'm not tryin to be cude
But hey "Bubba's" bein rude
The way he does the things he can do
Reminds me of my teenage boo
That's why my nuts are on the grill
Tryin to get into a hotel
You must shave that butt
The way you got me playing in the field

So give me that pooh-pooh
Give me that eek-eek
Running your hands in my ass-fro
Gettin off on the pole
While they say on the phone

This is the remix in the prision
Hoppin fresh out the kitchen
Poppa rollin that body
Got every man up in here wishin
Sippin on water and cum
I'm like so what I'm stuck
It's gettin freakin freakin baby
I'm about to get me some nub

grub (10x)

Now it's like "Murder He Wrote"
When he was gettin me up the coat
Privacy has no door
You can hear me screamin for more
Dude I'm feelin what you're givin
No more hopin and wishin
I'm about to stick my meat
Into Bubba's "kitchen"

So give me that pooh-pooh
Give me that eek-eek
Runnin his hands in my ass-fro
Gettin off on the pole
While they say it on the phone

This is the remix in the prision
Hoppin fresh out the kitchen
Poppa rollin that body
Got every man up in here wishin
Sippin on water and cum
I'm like so what I'm stuck
It's gettin freakin freakin baby
I'm about to get me some nub

No Crystall poppin in the stretch navigatior
There's no food anywhere as if the party wasn't catered
We got fellas to my left
Beeyoches on my right
We can bring them all together we can be in the shower all night
Now after the shower it's the after party
Yea after the party it's big cell beddie
And round about 4 you gotta feel my body
Then take it to the cell and get freaky with somebody

Can I go take a pooh-pooh
Can I go take a pee-pee
Wipeing my hand in my ass-fro
Bouncin on a roll
While they say on the phone

It's the remix in the prision
Hoppin fresh out the kitchen
Poppa rollin that body
Got every man up in here wishin
Sippin on water and cum
I'm like so what I'm stuck
It's gettin freakin freakin baby
I'm about to get me some nub

Gettin off on my peeps
Foggin the showers up
Blastin your big manhood
In the crack of my butt
Goin in and out
Stroke it round and round
To the remix
I hope that I don't get out

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Syncronos - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
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