With taxes high,
And economy's down.
Got no job,
I am a slob.
A president,
Who can't really talk straight.
Elections are coming close,
So come on all and cast your vote.
Howard Dean is pro-abortion,
And he rants and raves,
And can't control his rage.
Al Sharpton's got rhyme but no brains,
Elections are coming close,
So come on all and cast your vote.

November in '04,
Will be a cra-a-zy da-a-ay.
Is he for the gays,
(Is he for gays?)
And for getting stoned?
(Need weed to get stoned)
Yes, I'm gonna vote for the president.

No more Gore.
No more recounts again.

Tired of these debates,
(Stupid debates)
Their heads are all space.
(Ain't got no brains)
They all suck, but let's just cast our vote.

Enron scandals,
And crap in Iraq.
Might be a big fall for George,
Now it's time to cast a vote.
Guilty of the same things,
Are all the Democrats.
Thanks goodness, we ain't got Gore.
Don't know who will get my vote.

Elections are a bore,
Can't find an honest guy here today.
So who's for the gays,
(Is he for gays?)
And for getting stoned?
(Need weed to get stoned)
Yes, I'm gonna vote for the president.

Intern whores,
Were so yes-terday.

Tired of these debates,
(Stupid debates)
Their heads are all space.
(Ain't got no brains)
They all suck, but let's just cast our vote.

They're boring,
They're boring and dull.

So who's for the gays,
(Is he for gays?)
This crap's so insane.
(Ain't got no brains)
They all suck but let's just cast our vote.


Why does everyone voice their opinion to me,
Cannot decide who will win this election.
It's Howard Dean,
And Al Sharpton.
One's a black,
The other's dumb.
(Dean's real dumb)

I'm backing up anyone
Who's anti-abortion like me.
Lower tax,
Lower fines,
Better brains,
Better mind,
And our cares,
And stock shares,
And the voice of the people
Like Reagan did,
But he's gone,
No one cares,
Wants money now,
Don't give a care about anyone.


I'm backing up anyone
Who's anti-abortion like me.
Lower tax,
Lower fines,
Better brains,
Better mind,
And our cares,
And stock shares,
And the voice of the people
Like Reagan did,
But he's gone,
No one cares,
Wants money now,
Don't give a care 'bout economy.


I want to find,
A truthful president.
A noble president.
Whose brain's not in his pants.


Election's today.
So who's for the gays,
(Is he for gays?)
And for getting stoned?
(Need weed to get stoned)
Yes, I'm gonna vote for the president.


Election's today.
Tired of these debates,
(Stupid debates)
Their heads are all space.
(Ain't got no brains)
They all suck, but let's just cast our vote.

They're boring,
They're boring and dull.

So who's for the gays,
(Is he for gays?)
This crap's so insane.
(Ain't got no brains)
They all suck but let's just cast our vote.