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Song Parodies -> "De Blogged and Ruddig Dose"
Original Song Title:
"The Long and Winding Road"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"De Blogged and Ruddig Dose"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
De blogged and ruddig dose
Dat's here od by face
Wid dever e'er be clear
I'll have dat dose replaced
Id always ruddig here,
Rud down to my waist
The wild and windy arse
Blowing out from behind
Has left a pool of tears
We're both nearly blind
Why leave me standing here,
Surely you can't mind?
Many times I've been alone
And many dates I've tried
Poor hygiene and BO
And flatulence besides
And still I take more flack for
The blocked, running nose
I ran out of tissues here
A long, long time ago
Don't mind me standing here,
Excuse me while I blow...
Yes, still I take more flack for
This blocked running nose
You lent me hankies here
Have 'em back? Here you go...
Don't wring them out right here
- there I blow once more
Dat's here od by face
Wid dever e'er be clear
I'll have dat dose replaced
Id always ruddig here,
Rud down to my waist
The wild and windy arse
Blowing out from behind
Has left a pool of tears
We're both nearly blind
Why leave me standing here,
Surely you can't mind?
Many times I've been alone
And many dates I've tried
Poor hygiene and BO
And flatulence besides
And still I take more flack for
The blocked, running nose
I ran out of tissues here
A long, long time ago
Don't mind me standing here,
Excuse me while I blow...
Yes, still I take more flack for
This blocked running nose
You lent me hankies here
Have 'em back? Here you go...
Don't wring them out right here
- there I blow once more
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That snot bad! It's worth three fibes.
Heidy-ho, Mr. Hanky
Excellent job, Phil. Very funny.
Good parody!
Very creative, Phil.
I nose good parody when I sees it. And this one really blows. LOL funny, witty and clever. Good job Phil.
LOL, good job Phil!
I love the nightlife
I got to booger
I got to booger
Silver snot upon your chest, funny song, Alexander's best, one hundred tissues used today, but only three catch the green nose spray!
You'll ged by wid a liddle help from Kleenex; great job Phil
Phil - can't leave this parody out in the cold. Blew out three Snotty Fives into my Kleenex. Now I'm wadding it up and throwing it at your parody.
Very good, Phil - take 555 mg of aspirin and see your doctor in the morning.
I can see the jokes about this one are going to run and run... thanks all :-)
It always gets you at Winter.
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