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Song Parodies -> "50 States Dean will Freak Out In"
Original Song Title:
"50 Ways to Leave your Lover"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul Simon
Parody Song Title:
"50 States Dean will Freak Out In"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Great link to Dean Freak Out Remix MP3 below
(te te te tetete, te te tetetete)
"The problem is all inside Dean's head", John Kerry said.
Hyena screaming after Iowa was sad,
People now wonder if the dude's completely mad,
There will be 50 States Dean will freak out in.
Dean screamed, "We're gonna win in California,
Goin' to New York, Oregon, and FLA"
Then he let out that legendary pathetic, "YEAGH!!"
There will be 50 States Dean will freak out in,
50 States Dean will freak out in,
John Kerry won, Son,
John Edwards placed, Ace,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,
YOu sure love guns, Son,
Confederate flags, Rags,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,
(te te te tetete, te te tetetete)
Kucinich said,"it grieves me so to see Dean go insane,
I wish he got more votes, but he is such a pain."
Dean said "I'm learning how to talk about God, and could you
please explain about the Southern States."
Al Sharpton said why don't we sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll see concession's right
And then Dean kissed him and he realized Al's skin was not too light
There will be 50 States Dean will freak out in.
50 States Dean will freak out in.
YOu sure love guns, Son,
Confederate flags, Rags,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,
John Kerry won, Son,
John Edwards placed, Ace,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,
(te te te tetete, te te tetetete)
"The problem is all inside Dean's head", John Kerry said.
Hyena screaming after Iowa was sad,
People now wonder if the dude's completely mad,
There will be 50 States Dean will freak out in.
Dean screamed, "We're gonna win in California,
Goin' to New York, Oregon, and FLA"
Then he let out that legendary pathetic, "YEAGH!!"
There will be 50 States Dean will freak out in,
50 States Dean will freak out in,
John Kerry won, Son,
John Edwards placed, Ace,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,
YOu sure love guns, Son,
Confederate flags, Rags,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,
(te te te tetete, te te tetetete)
Kucinich said,"it grieves me so to see Dean go insane,
I wish he got more votes, but he is such a pain."
Dean said "I'm learning how to talk about God, and could you
please explain about the Southern States."
Al Sharpton said why don't we sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll see concession's right
And then Dean kissed him and he realized Al's skin was not too light
There will be 50 States Dean will freak out in.
50 States Dean will freak out in.
YOu sure love guns, Son,
Confederate flags, Rags,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,
John Kerry won, Son,
John Edwards placed, Ace,
You came in third, Nerd,
You're losin' the race.
In it put a sock, Doc,
Your speech was over the tooop!
It's time to concede, Howie,
'Cause you act crazy,
(te te te tetete, te te tetetete)
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"And then Dean kissed him and he realized Al's skin was not too light" LOL... great stuff, Adam. Three 5s. Actually, at this point, it would probably boost Dean candidacy to embrace Al, and kiss him on the lips.
This parody has that mentally twisted and disturbingly warped quality that I aspire to so often in my own parodies, so here's 555 milligrams of psychiatric congratulations for a job well done.
If I give you fours instead of fives, will you "Dean out" on me?
Loved it! (and the meltdown remix)
Somehow I didnt expect you to write this one..none the less, great job!
What makes this so funny to me is that there is very little exaggeration - this IS Howard Dean. Well, there was some good imagination in the Al Sharpton verse. Excellent parody, Adam.
Hey, you like Dean remixes, go here: http://www.deangoesnuts.com
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