As I walk through this alley in this RPG game
I look at the screen and realize I may not be sane
Cuz I've been sitting on this carpet so long
That the feeling in my body is completely gone
But I've never quit a game, even If i loathed it
A gamer never quits because thats unheard of
You better watch out for those who are stalking
And to whom your talking
Or your party may never be able to walk
I really hate this story
Because it is so boring
As I see lose I see myself reflected on the screen
I'm the kinda player little children want to be like
Wasting all me time praying to the creators

We've been wasting most our lives
In a gamer's paradise
It's PS2 and X-Box Live
In a gamer's paradise
Keep spending our dimes
In a gamer's paradise
We can even go for drives
In a gamer's paradise
We've lost our free time
In a gamer's paradise

I'm hooking up Playstation
The wires I'm unlacing
I'm running out of lives
I'll throw the controller to my feet
I am now shunned by my Mario Party Team
Too much game playing is bad, or so it seems
I could waste you at any duel
Cuz I've got to much free time
Got a dime in one hand
And the prize on my mind
I am a now a short Italian dude that is a plumber
And by the looks of it the games are getting dumber
That dame is but a movement away
I'm losing lives now, what the hey
I've got 23 now
But will I make it to the other door
The answer always is "I don't know"

Now it seems
That i have to pee
When I get back
The game I'll see

We've been wasting most our lives
In a gamer's paradise
It's PS2 and X-Box Live
In a gamer's paradise
Keep spending our dimes
In a gamer's paradise
We can even go for drives
In a gamer's paradise
We've lost our free time
In a gamer's paradise

White to the yellow
Yellow to the red now
Now that I have fixed it
Now turn on the power
Time to do some running
I smell something cooking
I'm going out to the kitchen
Oh, its just some chicken
This isn't something you learn
Nobody can really teach ya
It's just a flick of the hand
And it's just like that to me
If you can't
Then you won't
Do you think you've had enough

We've been wasting most our lives
In a gamer's paradise
It's PS2 and X-Box Live
In a gamer's paradise
Keep spending our dimes
In a gamer's paradise
We can even go for drives
In a gamer's paradise
We've lost our free time
In a gamer's paradise

Now it seems
That i have to pee
When I get back
The game I'll see
Now it seems
That i have to pee
When I get back
The game I'll see