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Song Parodies -> "God I Still Hate Linkin Park"
Original Song Title:
"Somewhere I Belong"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Linkin Park
Parody Song Title:
"God I Still Hate Linkin Park"
Parody Written by:
nuero
The Lyrics
god i still hate linkin park
parody of 'somewhere i belong' (hahaha his name is chester)
new lyrics by nuero, 1-2-04
note: this song contains confusing changes in point of view from me to retarded children, also known as chester bennington and the kids of linkin park. THX.
second note: this is dedicated to all the happy comments i got from annoyed linkin park fans. i love you all. thanks for the inspiration to do a SECOND song.
parody of 'somewhere i belong' (hahaha his name is chester)
new lyrics by nuero, 1-2-04
note: this song contains confusing changes in point of view from me to retarded children, also known as chester bennington and the kids of linkin park. THX.
second note: this is dedicated to all the happy comments i got from annoyed linkin park fans. i love you all. thanks for the inspiration to do a SECOND song.
When this began
I hoped it would go away
Hoped they'd get lost in the world of modern music
I'm not amused
And I held it in to find out that I'm
One of the few people with these things in mind
Inside of me
But all the stupidity the words revealed
Helped write a parody explaining what I feel
Now I'm amused
They suck, hollow, no good tone
And the fault is all their own
They shouldn't scream another tone
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
The same song I sang last week
It's like the remix album but with less effort
(Deal with the pain till it's gone)
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
To the electronic thing
My band has instruments but it's all techno
Sing the same old song
Now I've got something to say
I wanna kick those Linkin Park guys right in the face
Still not amused
Listening hard for a different tune but it's
Not at all different like I'd hoped I would find
So what am I
To do but find negativity
'Cause I can't justify the
Way everyone is commenting me
On my song
It's all so plan, hollow, horrid tone
And the fault is all their own
I need to know am I alone
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
The same song I sang last week
It's like the remix album but with less effort
(Deal with the pain till it's gone)
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
To the electronic thing
My band has two singers who don't play instruments
Sing the same old song
I will never know
How to write a good song on my own
And I will never hear
Anything else I don't wanna hear, man
I will never hear
Anything 'bout how bad our band sounds
And I will never stray
From my thinking this way
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
The same song I sang last week
It's like the remix album but with less effort
(Deal with the pain till it's gone)
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
To the electronic thing
My band has instruments but it's all techno
Sing the same old song
I wanna sing
I wanna scream my pain
Scream the same out song
I hoped it would go away
Hoped they'd get lost in the world of modern music
I'm not amused
And I held it in to find out that I'm
One of the few people with these things in mind
Inside of me
But all the stupidity the words revealed
Helped write a parody explaining what I feel
Now I'm amused
They suck, hollow, no good tone
And the fault is all their own
They shouldn't scream another tone
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
The same song I sang last week
It's like the remix album but with less effort
(Deal with the pain till it's gone)
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
To the electronic thing
My band has instruments but it's all techno
Sing the same old song
Now I've got something to say
I wanna kick those Linkin Park guys right in the face
Still not amused
Listening hard for a different tune but it's
Not at all different like I'd hoped I would find
So what am I
To do but find negativity
'Cause I can't justify the
Way everyone is commenting me
On my song
It's all so plan, hollow, horrid tone
And the fault is all their own
I need to know am I alone
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
The same song I sang last week
It's like the remix album but with less effort
(Deal with the pain till it's gone)
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
To the electronic thing
My band has two singers who don't play instruments
Sing the same old song
I will never know
How to write a good song on my own
And I will never hear
Anything else I don't wanna hear, man
I will never hear
Anything 'bout how bad our band sounds
And I will never stray
From my thinking this way
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
The same song I sang last week
It's like the remix album but with less effort
(Deal with the pain till it's gone)
I wanna sing
I wanna scream
To the electronic thing
My band has instruments but it's all techno
Sing the same old song
I wanna sing
I wanna scream my pain
Scream the same out song
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Remember to report all the insults that use dirty words. They're easy to spot since they're written by 10 year olds.
I understand your feelings no one hates preppy bands that feel sorry for themselves as much as me!
I think that . . . no wait I dont care. Sorry.
Instructions for Nuero: 1. Place gun to temple 2. Pull trigger
3. Wipe water from temple with cloth. 4. Refill gun at tap.
Oh my bob, I can't believe I found somebody funnier than me, AussieBullDog that was great. Now to comment on the song. Very slight problems with the rhyming and timing, but I still gave you straight 5's because, as you know, I'm 100% Anti-Linkin Park. If anybody wants to know why I hate them so bad, check out Nuero's other parody "God I Hate Linkin Park". I put a (few) lengthy comments on there. :) Lendal, ... one day you're gonna find yourself at a Linkin Park concert and realize what a mistake it was to waste the money on a ticket, because a big missile'll take out the entire stage by an act of God. Keep praying for that to happen, nuero! I am ....
Neat, suicide suggestions.
I have to admitt this one was funny. Even though i love linkin park. this one had some funny stuff in it. chuck- i am going to an LP concert!!!!! well i just wanted to say i thought this one was better. i still give u ones though.
... what
And you'll still be in with a group of people who tell people to kill themselves if they disrespect a band they like. Nice group of people.
Nuero, not everyone is telling u to kill urself. still this one is better than the 1st one.
Dude! Linkin Park is weird. I dont get what half of u are on about, but 'LP' is just unusual. Although the parody was pretty bad.
Lauren, it wasn't directly at you. Well, it indirectly was. I wasn't being hypocritical, either, as I explained to you all about it on the other parody. so stfu ur dum lp is teh best!! u suk
First, why? Also, what does it have to do with ANYTHING? If you're trying to 'convert' me, you won't. It just not going to happen. Hey, thanks to lyrics.com, i just looked at the lyrics to 'Papercut.' Looks like he's whining about things again, just like in EVERY OTHER SONG. I'd download it and give it a listen, but I'm confident the music will sound exactly the same, too.
Likei said, no one s telling u to kill urself. oh and u don't have to convert to nething. i think this parody is much better then the other one
i really love linkin park, but this is so funny anyway. "I will never know How to write a good song on my own" now that's nice work
If you dont understand by now, you wont ever, so I'll just leave it. I wasn't trying to 'convert you' or any such thing. And I didn't accuse you of being a hypocrite, thats where the 'Papercut' part comes in (notice its a song about paranoia?) but like I said before, I'll leave that. To comment on the parody, though, the line "My band has two singers who dont play instruments" is pretty sad. Firstly because Mike plays guitar in some songs, and secondly, even if it was true, what would it matter? Two vocalists, wow, thats terrible. I really dont know why I'm wasting my time with this.
because they have two lead vocalists that basically do nothing else.. i'm sure they have the talent in there somewhere to scream and play guitar at the same time.
Why are you so concernced with Linkin Park if you hate them? They aren't going to go away just because YOU don't like them..
How long has this arguement been going on? Months? Dont any of u ever give up? Yelling at the person who made the parody isnt gonna make HIM go away.
That is sooooo sweet. Sean, did u hear what she said? she doesn't want you to go away!
I dont like linkinpark cause i dont listen to their music that was sorta funny but why dont you spend your time on a band's site that you actually like? I dont think that linkin park would be actually bothered if you didnt like them cause they have like millions of fans around the world! Can you actually say that you can play or sing better than linkin park? Cause if you can then go and get yourself a record deal!! :-) But until your famous and rich yourself then I suggest that you keep them ''wonderful lyrics'' under wraps because someone might steal them for their own band! Keep this in mind that I'm not a linkin park fan either but I hate to see people contradicting other people for what they do when the person cant do that shit themselves! I was at summer sanatarium and the rapping guy plays guitar so its only one that doesnt play an instrument (but maybe he does for album material) and that makes 5 that play stuff (I think) so there isnt really a need for more!! I havent read any comments so this is probably covered with linkin park haters but anyway I just thought Id say that! and you may blast the shit outta me all you want but I dont care? Everyone has their opinions but whose to say youre right about linkin park or Im right about them?How long did it take you to think of them lyrics? Think of all that time out of your life you wasted on linkin park, a band you really hate? But hey whatever floats your boat!!
Ha ha I like your name but he/she is right I gotta admit it even doh I dont like linkin park leave them alone, cause while u guys are all on here wastin your time dissin linkin park theyre out there makin millions! they wouldnt really care if u guys didnt like them cause every band is hated by people in some way!
Is this the part where I get to say 'I told you so' ?
Losers, all of you. Lauren: you actually think suggesting a clearly anti-LP person to listen to a song group he loathes is a good idea? you opened yourself up and you're just plain stupid. Those who are going to LP concerts: I pity your pathetic souls. Those who want to kick my @$$, go ahead. Try me. I'm sick of the fans more than i am of the actual band. Disgusting, really.
Alright, now this is just funny. You've both misunderstood my comment, then insulted my intelligence, when you didnt even get the point I was making in the first place. Now, what kind of message do you think that sends out about you?
First of all I would like to say that I'm a big fan of Linkin Park. I really love them!! And second of all nuero YOU SUCK...BIG TIME!!!!!! Why do even dislike a band that actually works really hard to make a good record?? Linkin Park rocks! You say that Mike and Chester don't play any instruments. Uhm the first part of Somewhere I belong an acoustic guitar flipped backwards played by Chester, the leadsinger! And if you would even try to watch the videos Crawling, Somewhere I belong, Faint and From the inside, you would see that Mike, the rapper also plays guitar. So don't even try to insult them if them if you don't have a good reason.
Who f**king cares?
LINKIN PARK TOTALLY SUCK. REALLY BIG TIME!
linkin psrk rocks dont insult them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \ / ' , ' \/''''''''\/ /\,,,,/\
i started reading your comment but i stopped somewhere in the middle! someone has written that lp are not going to disappear just because somebody doesn't like them and i think he/she is right!lp are going to STAY because of their fans!!!if you don't like them just leave them alone!why are those anti-fans sites for???i don't like a lot of groups but i don't make anti-fans sites!!!when i hear someone i don't like i change the channel and don't give a f**k that they are loved by milions of people all over the world!i think linkin park are the best!why don't YOU go to your favourite group's anti site?i'll tell you why: 1 you don't have such band because you hate everyone;2 because YOU know what it is going to be like:"i hate...!!!why don't they go away?....."and so on!!!i'll give YOU some advice - leave linkin park aside and be a fan of someone you really like!!! btw linkin park are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh,did i tell you that it aint good to exist sich sites???
First of all, Double Post, sorry. Ive been reading the comments and I have a few things to say Lauren - Sean and Chuck have ripped you apart enough as it is Chiara - You said " And if you would even try to watch the videos...(same song repeated 4 times) you would see that Mike, the rapper also plays guitar." Oh yes, because if there is a video of him "playing" a guitar to a dubbed over video, that MUST mean he knows how to play said instrument, just like Avril Lavigne right? hrisi - Nice name... You said Linkin Park is never going to die due to their fan base, right, of course, they will be here forever, just like all other good bands. *Caution I am about to Mention ACTUALLY GOOD bands, the likes of which your MTV Spoon Fed Minds may not be able to handle* True, some bands never die out, never get forgotten, unfortunately for you, this only applies to the good ones, just like The Beatles, just like ACDC, other innovaters of originality in music, What The Clash did for Punk, Nirvana for Grunge (And Washington REPRESENT), Run DMC or whoever for Rap. Now in some cases a group of bands would try to Innovate by Combining two forms of music into one, In one case this was a good thing. The late 1980's hair metal bands combined rock with High Pitched Woman like screaming the origin of which is most accurately traced to Opera. The beastie boys did a pretty damn good job of combining Rap with Rock. But just like Hair Metal died, so did Rap-Metal. And Just like The Darkness will fail to resurrect Hair Metal, LInkin Park with inevitably fail to resurrect Rap-Metal. Sorry but the Truth Hurts.
Dude, you obviously have no life or tastes in music if you write crap like this about linkin park.
mm kkk welll moron, your just jealous b/c linkin park is alot better than you ever will be!! im a linkin park fan and im proud of them. i love linkin park, rock on guys!
i loed this one pace was off in a few plces but still god job
yeah i haven't been here in a month or something anyways i don't even care about linkin park anymore.. they're still pretty bad but oh well
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER
I love how people are getting pissed that you made fun of a horrid band on a website designed specifically designed to make fun of horrid bands.
people try so hard
well this one has finally ended, but the other one hasn't! and the other one's older. it's weird.
That is a very good point
Nuero, or Sean, why do u call urself that?
I wonder who the hell made the stupidest parody I've ever read in my whole life. You guys need to GET A LIFE, you know? Everything you say in this f*ckin parody is as TRUE AS HELL, which means that it's all false. I'd understand if you'd bash some of those untalented guys out there who are only in the business for money and fame and showing their stupidity. But Linkin Park... HELLO!These are the real people, they relate to their fans and their music and they at least show depth in their songs unlike all those losers who sing about losing their boyfriends (which is ok but they are overdoing it! I'm not goin to name them-they're pretty obvious). Whenever they finish a concert theyknow how to THANK their fans. And I've even heard of some brat who criticized the BEST Rock band in the world (along with Evanescence, of course) for its artificiality. Ok, I admit that they are 99% percent relying on that but at least THEY CREATE MUSIC THAT IS UNIQUE AND ORIGINAL, AND SOMETHING EVERYONE CAN RELATE TO, ESPECIALLY THE YOUTH. You just have to check out the lyrics. "I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I'm somewhere I belong..." " And I know I may end up failing too... But I know you were just like me with someone disappointed in you..." I could go on and on. And you just have to love their music videos, there's such alot of story and philosophy in it. I especially love the video for Points of Authority, and Breaking the Habit too. Summarizing it all up, I LOVE LINKIN PARK. And I'm not tring to convince you to like them too( we all have a difference of opinion) but don't try to criticize it or, even worse, make fun of the songs by changing the lyrics which are dear to every LP fan's heart.
Well i happen to LOVE linkin park!! I dont care if you people who dont have any thing better to do dont. Really, these guys are famous becuase they have talent. You guys cant do nothing but put them down. so what if you people hate them yeah like they really care. you people need to lay off and pick on william hung. no actually ya'll need to get a clue and sort out ya'lls own life!!!! - Linkin parks #1 fan !!!!!!!!!!!
Well i happen to LOVE linkin park!! I dont care if you people who dont have any thing better to do dont. Really, these guys are famous becuase they have talent. You guys cant do nothing but put them down. so what if you people hate them yeah like they really care. you people need to lay off and pick on william hung. no actually ya'll need to get a clue and sort out ya'lls own life!!!! - Linkin parks #1 fan !!!!!!!!!!!
MTV.com - April 23, 2004 Linkin Park heads to studio to record new album, hopes to sell 20 million records After a small club bill in eastern L.A. with a $4 cover charge, Linkin Park lead singer Chester Bennington chats with some fans, signing some autographs and taking a few pictures with his biggest fans. Just kidding! Linkin Park is in it for the money! That's why they just play big bills for upwards of $200 a ticket. "Yeah, we'd play small bills.. I mean, we'd totally do that if we had no fans or groupies or whatever and wanted to keep playing music," Bennington said. "I don't know why, though.. That's just a total waste of time and we'd be making no money." I had a few additional questions to ask Bennington, but a few groupies kept hanging on him and he told me he had something to take care of and he told me to just wait. Eventually, four hours later, I asked around, and it turned out that Bennington had done his duty and left the venue three hours and forty minutes before.
that parody was sooooooooo dumb!!!!! who ever wrote that should get a life and use it instead of making fun of LINKIN PARK.you are soooo stupid!!!!!!i know you like linkinpark...you just dont want to admit it 'cause if you do you will be ashamed of yourself for liking them...U R CRAZY!!!!!!! linkin park isthe BEST rap/rock band ever!!!! and guess what you can't handle the truth and thats pathetic!!!!!
man. i love this. it's great. and i really love the comments. OMG!!! MAN LP iZ sOoOoOOOOoOoO kewLieS yo! YOuR ToTaLlY nOt AlLoWeD tO hAvE aN OpInIoN! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah. but this was awesome x 10. alicia http://poisoned.acid-tears.org/ xm0rningstar@hotmail.com
Hmm. Well, I have to say, it's original. I personally love Linkin Park, but it did get me to laugh. I'm not going to go all fangirl on you ("OMG LIEK U R SOOOOOO MEAN U BIG...UM...MEANIE!!!") but I have to say I disagree. That said, it was sort of funny...
ha it was pretty lame but the part about when you wanna kick them in the face that was hilarious!!!i found it quite amusing that you spend your time protesting gainst them.... if you really hated them,...then you wouldn't care...k obviously they ahve people that hate them..and they know it but they don't care...you guys whining about it isn't going to make a difference...hey,,,didb't you just make up a whiny song? bravo I must congradulate you as coming off as an idiot...
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You see, this whole issue has been blown out of proportion. Linkin Park songs may not have the essence and aura of subtle-dom but their beats are catchy. I myself find myself unwillingly humming some of their tunes, no matter how much I might dislike their music. But hey, what can you do? Every cloud has its silver lining i suppose.
Who blew it out of proportion? I wrote two parodies in a few minutes mocking a band I didn't like and everyone's been hatin' on me, yo.
hi my name is wael,i'm from tunisia (north afrika).I just want to say that i was a big fan of linkin park.BUT,when i started playing guitar i realized that this group is very very bad,chester has a great voice,rob is not so bad but their guitarist brad delson doesn't worth to have an IBANEZ in his hand,i hate that guy.Linkin park is a good RAP group,but they don't have any relation with ROCK!!!!.So nuero good job,and don't even listen to these (oh my god i love linkin park,they're so great) guys Fuck!!! :-) my mail: anathema@eminem.com
I hate Linkin park like you probably do. YOur parody i gave a 5 be cause what you said is all true. While I admit likeing Linkin PArk at first, they really messed up by combining with Jay Z for COllision Course. Nice job writing a second funny parady!
O man nuero is a gay pedofile, who never took honor classes in highschool and goes to a crappy college (or doesnt go to college at all)and has soooo much spare time in his hands that created a song parody nice going idiot....but ur just jealous of the people who write songs because they actually did something with their lives......and u didnt.! i suppose ur favourite band is s club 7
im totali wif nero on dis 1. i dont like music and i think we shud all go back to decent older bands. i meen, the 90s pop rocked. britany speers, n*sync and steps. Im wif u neuro, no crappy metal shood be allowed, its destroying the youth. Britney had morals, at least. Thanks neuro at least i know someones still a concervative
I didn't say 90s pop. I was talking about rock music, you ignorant douche.
Whoa, Nuero! You have just reached a whole new level of stupidity, insulting your very own fan. I thoroughly enjoy watching people dig their own grave, this is more fun than reading the actual parody! Cheers!
If you weren't completely stupid, you would notice that 'neuros fan' isn't actually a fan, but is just someone making fun of me because I don't like Linkin Park. You're an ignorant douche, too.
My bad and apologies. I think the term 'scatterbrain' is more appropriate, nuero. As for your parody itself, it's something LP fans spit at, but LP haters dig. I'm somewhere in the middle. I'll be reading ya.
actually i thought the last parody was funnier. i love linkin park though but this one wasnt as good
chiara im behind u 100% dont care wat all yall say
wat is a chiara. sounds like my cats name...
evry1 is intitled 2 dere own opinion + i respect dat but MY GOD 2 acctually make a website just 2 insult a band u don't like no offence but dat is just sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! start cosintratin on a band u like + get on wit ur life wich doesn't seem 2 good cing as u sit + acctually make up songs dat insult a band get a hobby u obiously need 1
i agree wit every 1 ho stuc up 4 LP LOL
Hey I like linkin park but hey i do like your parody. I"m not an overprotective fan like all those other guys who write you and say that you suck and stuff. Nice job, man.
kk dat person hu caled dem self me HAS a point
... the hell? I didn't "make a website" to make fun of a band. I submitted this parody to this website and they MAGICALLY made the website for me! Like magic! Also is it REALLY that hard to, like, use words? Real ones? It's really difficult to read everything you said.
Its easier 2 use txt words evryone in N.I. does it well if u just submitted it dats ok i aint goin 2 say anythin else bout dis cauz it was kind of funny i just got all protective and shit yada yada yada u do ur own thing lol
Why do you hate Lp so much? you've got me curious now wats wrong with them? (as you can quite clearly see I've stopped using abriviated words happy?)
I never thought I would say this, but... thank you. I despise those notalent crackers so much, and, as you clearly state, they cry and write childish lyrics and NEVER digress from the same damn lyrical AND musical patterns in every song. They're all the same. Thanks.
Linkin Park INSULTED a fan and that is me. So what now if they getting a dose of their own medicine?
I'm not a fan anymore and I wish I never did.
they used to be really really kool but they insulted the fan inside of me too. hip hop + rock= just doesnt work!!!!!!!!!
This one's a little better than the first.....but you still suck.
quem vc pensa ki eh p/ falar assim do Linkin Park??? eles são uma ótima banda!!! + td bem falando mal ou bem a únik coisa ki vc vai conseguir fazer eh almentar o ibope do LP...raciocina bem....ki vc vai perceber ki naum adianta o ki vc fale...LP sempre será amado pelas pessoas e numk deixará de ser bom...e os fans aumentarão cada vez +,uma pessoa só naum pode difamar uma banda c/ uma legião de fans!!! pense! vc só tah perdendo seu tempo patty!!! kkkkk...faz me rir....hehehe...rsrsrsrsrrsrs...como pode alguém gostar de perder tanto tempo assim fazendo algo inútil,ki naum vai acrescentar nada em sua vida ???rrsrsrsrssrs só podia ser patty!
do what???
you lost me at "quem"
anyone that hates linkin park are weird i love em heaps got all their albums , know everythin bout em. and people are saying they suck. heres one thing mike plays a guitar occasionally and keyboard as well as producing their records and lets see chester he sweats like a pig at a concert from screaming yeah sure hes gonna bounce round screamin and play a guitar at the same time tch dream on. o and uz want my opinion on this parody 2 words IT SUCKS!. KEEP IT UP LP FANS AND KEEP LP GOIN!
aha
Your parody SUCKS linkin park rock!!
Linkin Park is good, very good... i'm brazilian.... I love Linkin Park!!! LP it's my life!!! Bye idiota
Linkin parl kicks ass and ur parody sux!!!
I'm not really going to agree with any of the sides, although I personally like Linkin Park... What I'm going to say though, is stop dissing each other because you either hate or like the band. Any band, exactly. It's just a manner of opinion, who you like, and who they like. Neuro, if you don't like Linkin Park, fine, but please don't create an idiotic parody claiming that it is bad (waste of time too). That just gets people upset, and is disrespectful of other opinions.
Linkin Park is THE absolute greatest band in the history of existance.God must really love us to give us the outstanding musical experience that is LP. Mike's lyrics. Chester's voice. The rhythm. The rhymes. The blend of genres. It's all so perfect. They truly are the greatest band of all time. That being said, it's time to comment the parody itself. It's funny. Yeah, funny indeed. Terrible rhymes. I like the part about having instruments but it all being techno. Haha. Kinda true, kinda not. I guess Mr. Hahn kinda hogs the attention when it comes to the music. What's wrong with having two singers who don't play instruments?
i have five pet clams. Yoshi, Moose, Ib, Bitey, and Hoagie. i also like linkin park. but that song "crawling " really gets on my nerves. dont ask me why. its just retarded.
did you know that when you eat clam "meat" you're actually eating its foot! im serious. it was really good baked, too.
i just hid my mom's cigarrets. haha. i don't know why im on this site in the first place. i hate typing. clamsclamsclamsclamsclamsclammiesclams
Linkin Park is weird and crappy. Don't come around and say i`m mean or i do not know how to appreciate such good music that they produce. My brother loves to listen to Linkin Park and he keeps playing their songs at home n it's uber irritating. They are like screaming their voice out aloud. And i don't get the lyrics of their songs especially the 1 that has the most shut up. Im not a fan of Linkin Park like some and i probably hope my brother does not download Linkin Park songs anymore. They are outdated. New and even much younger bands and singers are out there. You can live without LP anyway. Their voice will never attract any one of my friends. Not now and very sure not in a dozen years. Good job on the parody. keep it up =)
im back people!!!!!!!!!! i was listening to Meteora in the car, and i was trying to decide what i like best about it. i actually have to say that Linkin Park can only at times pull off the screaming heavy metal thing. their rapping is waaaaaay better. to bad there isn't much of that. Too much screaming. AAAAAAAAAA!!!! Does anybody here believe in ghosts? i can't decide,really.
i gotta eat my sandwich now. BYE PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (it's grilled cheese) :0
one time, i got really mad at this 15 year-old, and i slapped him in the face for deleting my video game. that was really funny because i'm 11. He tells me that LP is a gay boy-band. he's in love with Green Day (Which isn't bad) so i reminded him which band wears the most mascara. the really funny thing about him is that he thinks he can play the electric guitar. i would rather shove rusty nails into my ears than listen to his "Practice." anyways, i think that it's fine to make parodies of songs you don't like. i do the same, even with songs i do like! alot of you people can't stop arguing over a band. i could totaly understand if you were talking about backstreet boys. now THAT is an exelent example of "exceedingly queer." i HATE them, and their stupid little hats and all of their gay t-shirts, and their "BLING" who the heck told them to wear BLING? HUH? their so gay, it makes me mad just lookin at 'em! (remember, im talking about backstreet boys, not LP. please don't diss me for LP. Please. )
hmmm... LP are ok i suppose but they have never made a really gd song. they arnt rock... not heavy enough i cant believe people think that they are rock. plus their rap sucks pretty bad, never be remembered by their rap.
You suck. Linkin Park is the best thing to hit the music industry since AC/DC. Get a life, you whore.
This goes out to Enda: Linkin Park never chose who they collided with. MTV chooses that, and they have to go along with it. I'll tell you, I don't really like their Collision Course songs much, either. MTV needs to stop that. By the way, Devidedistand, Linkin Park IS the greatest band. More people here need to realize that --;;;
How in the hell can MTV "make" a band collaborate with an artist? I'm pretty sure you're lying about two things, that and the other thing about Linkin Park being not bad.
you need a doc.dude!! how can you make fun of so pointful lyrics!!!! chester writes great lyrics! he writes 'bout his past! he's not asamed to reveal it! and you should admir from him!!! and mike plays piano and gitar!!! DUMBASS!
you spelled "guitar" wrong. ha ha ha. i can spell floccinaucinihilipilification. it means to estimate that something is worth nothing or zero
like the amount of talent Linkin Park has am I right (I'm right)
Why would chester be ashamed to reveal his "horrible" past when it makes him millions of dollars a year?
YOU IDIOTS LP RULES DON'T YOU DIS THEM
look dude you diss a widely adored band and escape insults from fans. and seriously, wtf is your problem, avril lavigne rocks! she may not write her own songs, but Tour Bus, her band, rocks my socks!! and if you think you can just call people names back, you're sinking to their level!!! dude, that sucks! get a life... I may not LOVE LP but they're cool, spend time writing about something you like instead of being a jerk!! ok, done raging.
Guys, you can like/dislike LP all you want, but to post inane comments with inane grammar and all that is not very inviting here. Please stop it or Chucky G will remove them.
It is not spam! I am simply trying not to sound like a geeky intellectual (which I am).
Look! I can make a $:0 (It's a smiley witha snake on his head. He's very scared- see? Yeah. I know it's awesome. %%%%:) (That's a smiley with lots of sticks and pebbles on his head) *:( (That's a smiley with a Boo-Boo on his head.) :) ))) (That's a smiley with lots of chinsees. Chins. Okay? )
By the way, Nuero, I practically predicted that you would say that (above) Good One. :" (My smiley is only 70% amused. But I thought it was good.)
You All Sux! LINKIN PARK is a kick ass band, so y dont u go cuddle up in a corner and disappear! BOO YOU!
I didn't say it aiming for anything creative or unpredictable, actually. Also, Linkin Park still sucks.
Hey, Beenie Baby, check your vocabulary. I think something isn't quite right about it. Hint: When "you" pops up in a sentence, use present adjectives and verbs to describe them. "You sucks." It should be rewritten to the present tense verb/adjective (depending how it's used in the sentence, in this case, both) or "You SUCk," see? I hope we've all learned something about transitioning verbs and action adjectives that are replaced by the other. :)
Man, u all gotted bad. Ok first of all LP is not all about the money. 1. big, and I mean big donations on natural disasters.2. Music for relief tour.3 Mike donating money for art students (DC shoes). And well is not their fault they make millions. And they dont care who hates them or not. They r about the fans and their music, like any artist. Oh and well they rock.( honestly, not being a devoted truly fan).
aqua P, you have proved nothing other than that youre a dumbass. Just because they willingly gave up a small fraction of their paycheck doesnt mean that they arent in it for the money. That just means they need to do something to save their reputation. In actuality they are just abunch of spoiled brats who have no talent whatsoever. If they were really about the music they would put effort into it. They just play the same three chords and speed them up or slow them down, and if that doesnt work they just get rid of the guitars to throw people off.
as i say is not their fault they have like tons of fans and make millions, plus is their job (they have to get paid). And I dont like the way u think.
Linkin Park is a bad band.
They pretty much sucked warner bros. d*** to get a record deal so they obviously wanted to become rich and famous.
This days who doesn't want to become rich and famous. WHO DOESN'T..
There are lots of other ways to become rich and famous. Music should reserved for those who have a genuine passion for music.
exactly ..like LP ..and yeah go ahead and say .. lp is a terribel band.. that is all you have to say ...well, your opinions are terrible and I dont like them.
Your FACE is terrible. Ha ha ha ha ha!
oh man .. hahaha how funny man really 2nd grade chokes..can u sink any lower get a life...
my god... you are so close-minded. get a friggin' life!
Why don't we do just like the song said? Just put them on somewhere they belong. On the sh*t hole, perhaps?
liking linkin park doesnt make you open-minded, it just means youre easily impressed
likin park is music for people who arent really into music
linkin park sucks. the people who like them don't really like rock music. linkin park should not be called a rock band. its a shame on rock music. the guitarist brad delson plays some baby guitar. i hate them all
Linkin Park has been scientifiaclly proven to be bad music. Just go to this site. yhbtm.com
I am sick and tired of all the SPAM (inane comments) on this comment thread. I will be happy to have my fellow moderators delete them if they get outta hand. You can hate or like a band all you want, but to post abrasive comments and/or coarse language is not polite.
Seriously people. Grow up.
Seriously people. Grow up.
all i can say is if you hate them sooooo much then how do you know the words andpacing so well????
not cool that much.
it just weird parody... i dont know why people who hate linkin park post comment. so if you hate LP, dont post, dont wasting your time.. or maybe you love faggot band,, and when you found a band like LP, you hate it..coz is not your style..
Great song:D
dude, this is funny
I love Linkin Park, but I thing this parody is funny. Personally,I don't thing LP has something to do with techno and I thing Chester's voice is the best an the world! But if you don't...
linkin park HATERS in this site have lame reasons on why they hate LP... they are just lonely guys that wanted to be noticed... if i dont like a band, i will not post my bad comments on a website and cry like a baby.. anyway, dont waste ur time bashing other bands because you are like spitting upwards in the air and your spit comes back to your face.
Dude, there's nothing wrong with linkin park. The people who you SHOULD hate are these: Fergie, James Blunt, people who think that AFI sucks (YES, I'M REFFERING TO YOU TOO, DANIEL!!!), and the people who created Southpark(the show). These people deserve to not live for what they've done!!
i am from slovakie: Linkin park je najlepsia skupina na svete a kazdy kdo urobi nejaku anti stranku moze ist do hajzlu. LINKIN PARK IS BEST. LP 4ever
I hate being an american, and I most especially hate God for that punishment.. I hope God somehow feels pain... That would give me such relief...
good literary work, :D
God this band is overated piece of Sh*t, they belong in the gutter, yet they are being praised as if they were musical geniouses. Please it's not to late kiddies, there's plenty of good music out there, just stay away from this horrible band.
Oh and the parodie is lame
I think that if you hate this band so much, as you all people say, why don't you just listen to other music and stay away from linkin park's music?? I think that, specially if you are a musician (or trying to be one) as I think the person who did the parody was, try to do your own music, instead of making songs with no real meaning. In your song you insult linkin park's lyrics, but you should take a look at your own song, because that's not good either. Try to do something else with your life instead of wasting it hating people.
I just want to say something: "Get Me Gone" The dude, he said that, like, when we were making the first Linkin Park record He was like, "Yeah you know, I don't know about the rapping like, I don't know... maybe you should just be a rock band." You know what I mean, like, trying to change us like they signed us as an act like what we sound like and then he's like "Oh I don't know maybe you should just play keyboard" Before the first song that you heard me on There were people already tryin' to get me gone Tellin' me to quit rapping "Just play the keys" That my band had a singer They didn't need me But my band had my back So we did the tracks Put out the album and the talk went flat It was funny at first but then the humour faded When some magazines printed that our label made us We were to be good to be true Some were saying ghost writers were writin' all that we do So we had to disprove it We spelled it out to the detail how we do it when we're making this music After that I made it a rule I only do e-mail responses to print interviews Because these people love to put a twist to your words To infer that you said something f***ing absurd Oh, did I lose you at infer? Not used to hearing a verse that uses over first grade vocabulary words? People used to infer that we were manufactured Now I've got the interviews on file Which people said what Which number to dial So now every enemy screaming insanity All they're ever gonna be's another big fan of me b*tch
Oh, if you don't know... that's "get me gone" from fort minor..... mike shinoda from linkin park
...any band that names themselves after a Chicago neighborhood because they passed through town and thought it sounded cool...is not cool :P
i hate linkin park!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I LOVE LIINKIN PARK AND THIS WAS HORRIBLE THEY ARE AWESOME AND U SUCK.
haha... "I wanna scream To the electronic thing".... They should really respect the alternative genre and just call themselves techno or something... all i can for them is that they'd be nothing without Hahn...
Personally i think linkin park is just a below average band that needs to be shrugged off the face of the world. I wouldn't care if it weren't for the fans. Yeh that's right. The damn fans. I hate those guys, notice how only morons like them? Fools who never differ who're all illiterate too. 'Cause of the fans, i hate linkin park. Burn in hell.
i think linkin park is above average, but this is hilarious!!! ESPECIALLY the chorus : "I wanna sing
I wanna scream
To the electronic thing"
Ok, I'm a huge Linkin Park fan, but for some reason I found this really funny and creative. Dude, you have song writing talents. If you actually made the song, could you please tell me where I could listen to it.
You know what people say - "Different people, different taste", but that doesn't mean that there should be so many insults in your comments people. I like them and their music. Anyway, I like your parody =) and...yeah, people who like LP...don't waste your time on trying to explain them their reasons for hating LP are stupid...please...it's lame, insulting them, you're just amusing them...usually, you just prove them they are right when they make fun of LP fans...
linkin park is the best rock band ever in the world and the haters of linkin park are just low lifes with nothing to do
Dude I am a LP fan. But I am not saying this to you as a LP fan. I can take joke as a joke. I know that you have a band and I reckon it is a good band. and you are not getting success at all and you are jealous about LP's success. That's fine. I enjoyed your parody but I will suggest you one thing. Please utilize your time writing your own song, that will help your band.
What did LP do to deserve this? And what did we do to deserve stumbling across the s*** neuro wrote?
inb4 butthurt linkin park fa-- oh crap YEAR LATE RESURRECTION
im from the philippines. i thought linkin park insulted me in their 4forgotten video in 2002. i realized maybe i got it all wrong. whatever. but when the local fm stations in the phils. thought it to be real they all went out to destroy me on air. almost all of them.
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