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Song Parodies -> "Joseph The Lieber-man"
Original Song Title:
"Popeye The Sailor Man"
Original Performer:
TV Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Joseph The Lieber-man"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
I'm Joseph the Lieber-man,
For president I have ran,
I'm live on C-Span,
Let the party be damned,
'Cause I'm Joseph the Lieber-man.
I'm Joseph the Lieber-man,
For president I have ran,
Don't think that Kucinich,
Is going to finish,
And Howie is such a ham.
We should take a nuka,
And blast those Faroukas,
Who blow up planes in the air.
I'll stiff 'em and snuff 'em,
And then I will stuff 'em,
Hang them up in Time Square.
I'll fix all their asses, I'll kick their six,
They'll pop like a stretched rubber band.
So do me one favor,
Just make me your savior,
Vote Joseph the Lieber-man.
I'm Joseph the Lieber-man,
For president I have ran,
Don't think that Kucinich,
Is going to finish,
And Howie is such a ham.
For president I have ran,
I'm live on C-Span,
Let the party be damned,
'Cause I'm Joseph the Lieber-man.
I'm Joseph the Lieber-man,
For president I have ran,
Don't think that Kucinich,
Is going to finish,
And Howie is such a ham.
We should take a nuka,
And blast those Faroukas,
Who blow up planes in the air.
I'll stiff 'em and snuff 'em,
And then I will stuff 'em,
Hang them up in Time Square.
I'll fix all their asses, I'll kick their six,
They'll pop like a stretched rubber band.
So do me one favor,
Just make me your savior,
Vote Joseph the Lieber-man.
I'm Joseph the Lieber-man,
For president I have ran,
Don't think that Kucinich,
Is going to finish,
And Howie is such a ham.
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DKTOS, but this was a good parody!
A good one. :D
Hee haw!! 5's
Jack, you don't know the Popeye theme song? Oh no...time for you to get a cultural crash course in classic cartoons ;-)
'Is going to finish' would work better as 'Is going to finich', or at least that's how I see it being sung pop-eye style. Other than that, g/j. Seriously Jack, you only get a certain amount of DKTOS, don't waste one on a jingle that any one of your neighbors could probably teach you in two minutes-time.
Guy, LIfe is just not fair (not exactly a revelation or a new discovery, is it?) YOU get all these mostly feckless DEMS to kick around (I'm still going to vote for whichever of them is left on the Island after the last round) and since they are mostly harmless to varying degrees you have no trouble whipping out 5 or so fine parodies a day on their various status and foibles and the media's pointless horse-race analysis of the Nomination process. I, on the other hand, have only "George-what's his name" and cronies to observe and I cannot trust myself to keep a civil tongue, pen or thought when I think of them. So I must refrain from too much political parody writing at the present time or risk what little is left of my mental health. Must avoid.. work on different themes. Hmmm....urination....ok, I bet I can get something to dribble out on that subject to post for tomorrow. 'nite all...OH...GUY--5-5-5 --
Hahahaz. That was a good one. lolz
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I live in a garbage can...
Excellent parody, Guy. Don't forget my version from 2000: Poppy The Senior Bush http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/themesong1.shtml
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