-> "You're So Measley (Sam's Obvious Dislike For Gollum)"
Original Song Title:
"It's So Easy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You're So Measley (Sam's Obvious Dislike For Gollum)"
The Lyrics
I see Mr. Frodo's under lots of stress
Carries the ring, he does his best
Smegol, you twit, with bulging eyes
You're full of it
You're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna die at Mordor, baby
You're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna fry at Mordor
Orcs are midnless, but still a fright
And you don't help us when we're in a plight
You'll feel the fire, sometime at midnight
But Frodo thinks that you are right
And you're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna die at Mordor, baby
You're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna fry at Mordor
So measly, ya always try and tease me
You are such a pest, and I guess ya know the rest
See me kick you, you fall down
I hear ya sittin' there
Talking to youself in a pool
Why don't you just - f*** off
Ya get toasted and roasted
Trying to take the ring
Falling down a pit, aint got a clue
Besisdes, you aint got no life left to use
And I'm mad
You're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna die at Mordor, baby
You're so measly, measly
Your precious is gonna fry at Mordor
So measly, ya always try and tease me
You are such a pest, and I guess ya know the rest
So, fall away, don't make me mad cause I'll hurt you
I'll try ta choke you, It aint funny, now dontcha know?
You're so measly
So damn measly
You're so measly
So f*****g measly
You're so measly
So damn measly
So measly
Oooh, so f*****g measly
You're so measly- yeah!
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