My life is hell it's about stopped
since they closed down the pie shop
I aint had a mince round in three damn days
been fuelin' up on crisps and sweeties
I wish i had a pie that was meaty
lord i wonder can i last another day?

They closed the pie shop today
sat down and cried away
I cant have no more cos
the pie shops dead and gone

I wandered down town for a bridie
I needed some meat inside me
but McLarens was shut
I could have died just then
I wandered around for a long time
but no open bakers i could find
they all had signs on their doors,
"closed for holidays"

(Chorus)

I saw a sign where the baker's had been
new bakery open this weekend
since my last pie the worlds been dark and grey
it reminded me of meat filled pastries
cream eclairs and bridies
thought about it so much-
I really got hungry
I thought about it for a long time
couldnt seem to get it off of my mind
no wonder i'm feeling so hungry

The pie shop opened today
I'm no longer hungry
I just wish it was
nearer to my home
The pie shop opened today
I'm no longer hungry
I just wish it was
nearer to my home

I just wish it was nearer to my home