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Song Parodies -> "Fellow Get Off That Commode"

Original Song Title:

"Follow The Yellow Brick Road"

Original Performer:

Wizard Of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"Fellow Get Off That Commode"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Ever have to go really bad in a public restroom and there is standing room only? Of course this parody is from a guy's point of view.
Fellow get off that commode,
Fellow get off that commode.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
Blatter's about to explode.
Fellow get off that commode,
Fellow get off that commode.
Fellow get off that commode.

I've got to leak my lizard,
My lizard needs leakin' because,
I've got to take a whiz of a wiz,
I'm gettin' the wiz withdraws,
So just pull that lever gee whiz because,
My lizard needs pause for the cause,
A pause for cause with oohs and aahs, applause!
The urinal is plugged up and full of gauze,
It's backed into my gizzard,
My lizard needs pause for the cause.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Jack Wilson - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was hilarious great job, 555!
Adagio - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Now you know how women feel! There is usually a line. Great job.
Johnny D - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Urine rare form today, Guy! 5's
Adagio - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a *groan* pun, Johnny!
Paul Robinson - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, Well, I have an admission to make: At the last concert I went to I had waited from about the 3/4 point until the end of the 2nd encore because it was such a great performance; didn't want to miss anything. Headed towards the 'head in accelerated double-time and I could tell it was going to take a while to get things "flowing" so I "passed" on the urinals went to one of the commode stalls. It still took a while and I could sense the agitation and hear the aggrieved, muttered sighs from those who could only stand and wait. But right now I'm relaxed (for me, anyway) and I just let your 3 fives out in one solid, steady stream. Ahhh....that's much better...
2nz - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent again. I heard someone wrote a song with you in it...
Paul Robinson - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy - Once again you have served as my "muse" - Been in a creative slump lately but you opened up a stream of thought for me with this and I posted a urination....ahhh..."flavored" theme for tomorrow's entries. Thanks for helping my "flow"...(Psychicly only, of course).
Janessa - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey guy, u sound sooooo hot! I love u!! tell ur gf to suck a toe b/c ur my man!!! Luv ya :) Ur parodies r awesome and really funny!

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