Look for the swirling star logo
The whirling, twirling, star logo
The moog synthisizers wail and flail and screech
And the remote control is just out of reach
Oh great swirling star,
Synthesizers go too far!

Hanna-Barbara, we like your star
It swirls and swirls and swirls so far
But you gotta admit, your music is the pits
We all scream and run away from it
It's just painful to hear
Yes, it's your music that we fear
It stinks--bleh!

What did you expect, with bad music like that?
Bad music like that!

Look for the swirling star logo
The whirling, twirling, star logo
It would've been a sight
If they'd done it right
With fanfares and quality music
Yes real worth-listening-to music

But something went wrong
With their logo song
Somewhere it went astray
You have to get away!
So get started running
'Cause you can hear it coming
And you'll leave in tears
When it bursts your ears
It sounds so bad
It just drives me mad

What did you expect, with bad music like that?
Bad music like that!

That awful futuristic tune
Was invented by a big buffoon
I can't believe they were so cheap
That screeching sound won't let me sleep
Couldn't they have afforded something more?
A better tune, that wasn't such a bore?
It's just too painful to bear!

I really don't mean to complain
But that music just makes me so insane
Especially since, you know
I like the star logo
And the animated swirl
But the music makes me want to hurl
Oh can't you see
You should've copied WB!

Yes a fanfare more like the one on WB!