Song Parodies -> "Over the Eight"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry VIII I Am"

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"Over the Eight"

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The Lyrics

"One over the eight" is an olde English term for being drunk...

I'm over the eight I am
Drunk as a skunk I am, I am
I been drinking at the bar next door
Had one beer then maybe seven more
Now everything's looking bleary
I can't even find the bloody can (Whezza can?)
I'm on my eighth pint now, I'm wobbly (Wobbly)
One over the eight I am

Second verse same in reverse

Am I eight the over I'm
Am I am I skunk a as drunk
Door next bar the at drinking been I
More seven maybe then beer one had
Bleary looking everything's now
Can bloody the find even can't I
Wobbly I'm now pint eighth my on I'm
Am I eight the over one

(Very wobbly instrumental)

I'm eiver the oght I am
Skunk as a drunk I am, I am
I dreen binking at the nar dext boor
Had bun we'er then maybe meven sore
Ow neverything's booking leary
I can't even find the coody blan
I'm on pie eighth mint wow, I'm nobbly
None over the weight I am

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Royce Miller - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

You had to be clear-headed to write one this good

Phil Alexander - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny thing is, Royce, that I've sung it out loud - and I sounded completely drunk without even touching a drop - the second verse is a real bugger to sing, too

Laurence Dunne - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Pretty good, though can't compete with the enema one you just did....that was brilliant

Guy - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

You don't hafta be runk to dreed this but it helps. I liked the spoonerishums er, shoonerispams er, spoonisersims, aw, you know those words with the mixed up letters.

Johnny D - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

A nip o'pacing spilled for a hogshead o'grog guzzled like a sailor - arrrrrrhhh, a fair trade, me hearties !! 4-5-5

Phil - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Jorry, Sohnny, I wouldn't understand a curd...

Meriadoc - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Very clever! I liked this one a little bit better than enema... :-)

Jack Wilson - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Second 5's , same as the first! Great job!

Michael Pacholek - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment

His name is Phil Alexander, and he can lick any bloke in the house! Note to Chucky: That is NOT a reference to perversion, it's just something drunks tend to say.

Paul Robinson - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Shay, Phhhill...I doan shee wazzsofunny aabowwatttttt a lidd-till teeennniieeee weeennneee ddddrrrriinnnkkkk orrrrzzzzooooo?? I rillleee llllikkee howww awwwllll ttttheee vveerrrsssezzzzz arre tthhee saaammmmmeee. ..Izzzzzz whhaddyyyahhhkkawwllliitt? Cemmenttttttrickkkallll. Skorrrittt 55-5555-55555-5555...

Joke Bloke - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Bloody knackered. Almost wet me knickers.

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