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Song Parodies -> "George Bush the President"
Original Song Title:
"Popeye the Sailor Man"
Original Performer:
Sammy Lerner
Parody Song Title:
"George Bush the President"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
Oops, no WMDs? As John Kerry said once, "How do you ask the last soldier to die for a mistake?"
I'm George Bush the President,
Weapons of Mass Destruction,
Are nowhere to be found,
And therefore a resound-
ing defeat in elections.
I said we should go to war,
Because Saddam made me sore,
I made up some reasons,
Wiped out Baghdad children,
And I want to wipe out more.
I'm not scared of Osama,
With Saddam caught I'm braver,
But of Kerry I'm frightened,
'Cause he is enlightened,
And he'll beat me in '04.
I'm George Bush the President,
I lie to Americans,
4 years of disasters,
I'll only leave after,
President John Kerry wins.
Weapons of Mass Destruction,
Are nowhere to be found,
And therefore a resound-
ing defeat in elections.
I said we should go to war,
Because Saddam made me sore,
I made up some reasons,
Wiped out Baghdad children,
And I want to wipe out more.
I'm not scared of Osama,
With Saddam caught I'm braver,
But of Kerry I'm frightened,
'Cause he is enlightened,
And he'll beat me in '04.
I'm George Bush the President,
I lie to Americans,
4 years of disasters,
I'll only leave after,
President John Kerry wins.
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Misleading the country into war over the WMDs SHOULD be enough to finish this administration. It probably won't be though.
You missed a good chunk of the song. You seemed to get either only five of the following lines into your parody or you did the same verse rhythm four times.
I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
An' always out-roughs 'em
an' none of 'em gits no-where.
If anyone dasses to risk
My "Fisk" it's "Boff" an'
It's "Wham" un 'erstan'?
So, keep "Good Behavor"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
An' always out-roughs 'em
an' none of 'em gits no-where.
If anyone dasses to risk
My "Fisk" it's "Boff" an'
It's "Wham" un 'erstan'?
So, keep "Good Behavor"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man
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