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Song Parodies -> "A Few Unwise Traitorous Things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"A Few Unwise Traitorous Things"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

i haven't done anything particularly political or controversial for a long time... this is supposed to be sung by John Ashcroft
Feigning psychosis to dodge the armed forces
Not buying products that George Bush endorses
Discussing politics when you should sing
These are a few unwise traitorous things

Clapping at speeches by Dennis Kucinich
Watching non-Fox news for more than ten minutes
And thinking rights are for everybody
These are a few unwise traitorous things

Girls in headdresses and Jews, Sikhs and Catholics
Oops did I say that I wish I could scrap that
Oh well whatever I still do believe
Those faiths are truly vile traitorous things

Better walk right
When you're speaking
Be sure to use tact
I'll make you regret all those traitorous things
Using the patri-
Ot act

Saying my nose should get out of your business
Joining a lobby for liberal interests
Saying the USA should not have kings
These are a few unwise traitorous things

Not understanding when Ridge says "code orange"
Mocking the Bush girls because of a bar binge
Bringing to light a Republican's flings
These are a few unwise traitorous things

Journalists asking us "Where is Bin Laden?"
Saying the pledge should not have the word God in
It and my statements are disturbing
These are a few unwise traitorous things

Better walk right
When you're speaking
Be sure to use tact
I'll make you regret all those traitorous things
Using the patri-
Ot act

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jude Rodamer - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-4 from me... Ok, why? Pacing is fine...but some of your lines don't rhyme. I loved the rhyme with orange...bar binge...don't be surprised if I steal that from you some day. Loved the topic...but one thing more...and it's just tiny. It's the PATRIOT Act...because patriot, in this case is an acronym...each letter stands for a word. But, all in all, this is definitely a keeper. Good work!!
Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
No need to recuse yourself from this piece of work.
Billy Florio - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
"Clapping at speeches by Dennis Kucinich".....That had me on the floor.....lol great line
Johnny D - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Gave you 555 back in January, re-read the parody today, my vote still stands - very good work.

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