-> "In Heaven There Is No Sears"
Original Song Title:
"In Heaven There Is No Beer" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"In Heaven There Is No Sears"
In Heaven there is no Sears
That's why we shop it here
After they shed all their tears
Our friends will be shopping more at Sears.
In Heaven there's no Craftsman
'cause life has no guarantees
We look down upon these fools
'cause they won't outlast the Craftsman tools.
In Heaven there's no Kenmore
Our clothes are at heaven's door
We don't have to go to the store
For washers and dryers from Kenmore.
At Sears there's no fashion sense
That's in the present tense
The customers are so dense
Designer names don't make any sense, yeah.
Tools and fools
At Sears there's no catalog
Sales were not so hot
Keeping the catalog was so hard
They were like Montgomery Ward.
Sears is losing to Wal-Mart
Management was not smart
Money's seeping through their pores
The world will probably have no more Sears stores.
What's at Sears! What?
What's at Sears?
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