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Song Parodies -> "My Road Map is Wrong"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"My Road Map is Wrong"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Late tonight in my car
I'm driving to see you
You promised me a filet mignon

Far across the distance
Not sure how to get there
Directions that you gave me long gone

Near, far, don't know where you are
Can't believe this is taking so long
Once more you open the door
I'm not there as you see
My road map is wrong, so wrong

Can't call you, have no dime
So I read it one more time
It was made by some clueless moron

Can't get it refolded
and back in my glovebox
Hope I don't wind up in Ceylon

East, West, it's only a guess
There's no service station in sight
If I can't find my way
I'm sorry to say
I think that my steak will be gone

I guess, I need GPS
I've thrown out the map on some lawn
Look! Hey! There's my driveway!
I'm back at the start
My car knew it all along

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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 5   7

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Royce Miller - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I love your down to earthness
2nz - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Good use of a filet mignon in your rhyme scheme.
Rick D - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I like songs with punchlines, like this.
Steven Cavanagh - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Also liked the fillet (burp)
Joelle - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nicely done! %'s!
Joelle - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops, meant 5's. I had the shift key on.
Claude Prez - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done
Stuart Kidd - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
We need down to earth stuff like this; 5s all round.

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