They say that I eat too much
Well maybe that's true
They say that I shoud diet
(But) Atkins won't do
They tell me that I look too fat
Well maybe I'll loose a few
They say that my heart's diseased
Sure is tough

And I eat sausage rolls and bacon
Lard, and grease and dough
Sausage roll and bacon
Cleaned my plate, then I fried up some more

Ya say that I should cut back
And I will not
Cause everything I choose to eat
Carbs; alot
Get up off your low-fat food
You can, pig out like I do
Chelestrol is going high
I've been eating all night and I don't think I'll stop

And I eat sausage rolls and bacon
Lard, and grease and dough
Sausage roll and bacon
Cleaned my plate, then I fried up some more
Well, it's my breakfast

...And Bacon, I'm wolfing it down
...And Bacon, Ow! Pound by pound!
...And Bacon, Cause I'm full of that stuff
And eating all this food still ain't gonna be enough

Sill I'll eat sausage rolls and bacon
Lard, and grease and dough
Sausage roll and bacon
Cleaned my plate, then I fried up some more

...And Bacon, ate a whole damn fridge
...And Bacon, 'twas a suckling pig
...And Bacon, I wanna bathe in grease
...And Bacon, It's a sausage roll
...And Bacon, Just a bundle of lard
...And Bacon, Measured yard by yard
...And Bacon, I got problems with my heart
...And Bacon, at least it don't make me fart
...And Bacon, eat a sausage, roll and bacon!