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Song Parodies -> "Ahhh, Je t'adore (Shut the door?)"
Original Song Title:
"Conquistador"
Original Performer:
Procul Harum
Parody Song Title:
"Ahhh, Je t'adore (Shut the door?)"
Parody Written by:
Adagio
The Lyrics
This is a parody about Fran Fine in the series "The Nanny". http://home.frognet.net/~ritchie/season318.htm#324 It's the 3.24 episode entitled "Green Card" Niles...butler CC Babcock...partner..Niles convinced the Frenchman that she was referred to as CaCa
Ahh,je t'adore, she understands
The need of a nanny.
She's not fit to be a hausfrau,
Dress is audacity.
I see the way that you have dressed
Caused quite a jealous scene
And quite a big embrace,
Oh, of the Fine which he has seen.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
Ahh,je t'adore, now that she gets
Tutor her fate is sealed.
Kid needs his French grades up, and how.
French brand has taken seed.
She's now a jewel-encrusted maid.
She has not been wed still
This has caused such a big embrace
Although her voice is shrill.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
Ahh,je t'adore, now she did chime
Off to the door she trekked
Ahh,je t'adore phrase, she now knew
It's so easy to get,
Means to shut the door, that is all,
Hope he didn't mean, he'll recall
And though you came with hopes held high
You did not conquer, some ally.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
The need of a nanny.
She's not fit to be a hausfrau,
Dress is audacity.
I see the way that you have dressed
Caused quite a jealous scene
And quite a big embrace,
Oh, of the Fine which he has seen.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
Ahh,je t'adore, now that she gets
Tutor her fate is sealed.
Kid needs his French grades up, and how.
French brand has taken seed.
She's now a jewel-encrusted maid.
She has not been wed still
This has caused such a big embrace
Although her voice is shrill.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
Ahh,je t'adore, now she did chime
Off to the door she trekked
Ahh,je t'adore phrase, she now knew
It's so easy to get,
Means to shut the door, that is all,
Hope he didn't mean, he'll recall
And though you came with hopes held high
You did not conquer, some ally.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
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To hear the music...copy/paste
http://www.team-ict.com/midi/21/21.shtml
Scroll down to "Conquistador_pharum" and play. A good midi!
Thanks Guy for helping me with the french in the title! :D
http://www.team-ict.com/midi/21/21.shtml
Scroll down to "Conquistador_pharum" and play. A good midi!
Thanks Guy for helping me with the french in the title! :D
I don't really watch that show but the scene with what Fran thought was him asking to shut the door must have been a riot. Well done, Pat. 5s.
All right !! A fellow Procol Harum fan arises and is counted! And I count 555 here - well done, Pat !
Thanks Guy and Johnny!!
Is the site clear now?
Adagio: you mean this one? yes. One of my logfiles was not getting pruned automatically and it filled up the server. All is better now.
I see...thanks :)
Je t'adore , Shut the door? Hmm sounds like a Sprint commerical LOL jk anyways good job!
Adagio - Nice job. Saw a few moments of a "Nanny" rerun while my Host was channel-surfing the other night. Didn't really how long ago that was. 5-5-5. Loved this Procul Harum song.
Thanks Jack and Paul....glad you all gave a read. :)
Thanks everybody...better response for an old Procul Harum song than I was expecting. :D
I wonder how many P.H. songs Johnny knows? I can only think of three! Anyway, interesting parody Adagio, altho' I am not familiar with the show...
Thanks, Mer!
Adagio, despite my INTENSE dislike of all things Fran, this was Fine!
Peregrin...:D
I had a bit of trouble understanding it, despite the numerous reference links. I can tell you this much: The pacing was great! However, having never really seen the Nanny, I feel it'd be wrong for me to input on humor....
I love Procul Harem - great choice for the ABC competition.
Very clever title, and very good parody.
I dont know the show ... but very intriguing lyric!
Ditto what wdh said.
I know the nanny characters, because some of my relatives watch it. Pacing is excellent. 'Jewel-encrusted maid' was my favorite sub. Humor is at least a 4, but I can't give it a 5 because you didn't rip on the voice, the squeaking, Fran laugh that finds me in my nightmares... doh, but I'm biased because I don't get most of the 'Nanny' jokes in it. Ok, 4.5 on funny. All I've got to do now is round up :c)
Thanks a lot, 2nz! I did mention her shrill voice in the second verse, but I know what you mean...can't think of a screachy enough term for her voice. Try tuning her out and watch the mean intereaction between Niles and CeCe. They're funny!
Well, shoot. The only Procol Harum song I know is A Whiter Shade of Pale, and I've never watched The Nanny, so I'm afraid I'm no good to you here. So, Patagio, how 'bout I just drop in and say HOWDY!
Adagio, as I noted back of Jan. 26th, this was a great job!
HOWDY
DTKOS, but I have watched that episode. It was pretty funny.
DTKOS? Did you mean DKTOS? Because your acronym would stand for "Don't the know original song."
Oh, you're right, sorry about that. I get pretty uptight when people call me YWM instead of YWN so I deeply apologize for this horrible mistake.
Apology accepted, I forgive ya.
Ok, and I'll make sure to never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever do it again.
Fabulious ! Simply great!
Thanks Diva, YWN, and everyone! :D
Good job, though I hate the show and the original song.
Thanks Rick....you hate the original song??!!
Well I exaggerate. Never like Procul Harem. Probably never gave it a chance. I have odd tastes.
SOTM -- Sounds like a funny episode!
Thanks Melhi...it was a funny episode!
(SOTM) Still wonderful!
Thanks Johnny.
I like Procol Harem and thought that this one fit the original well. But I've never watched "The Nanny" and didn't get the references. Oh well...
Thanks Mari!
JANSOTM Good stuff Maynard 544.
Thanks Agrimorfee, but my name is not Maynard (do we even have one here?), it's Patricia or Pat.
I'm still as clueless as I was in April. Arguably even more so. But kudos for being the only Amirighter to ever use the great word "hausfrau" in a parody. (I'm serious. I searched.)
Spaff...I am the only one to use hausfrau? Thanks for looking again. :)
Fun to read along with that cool midi.
(SOTM) See above.
Adagio! I'm thinking ones for even putting Fran Fine into my mind! You made up for it with a fine (pun wasn't even thought of, less intended, till I wrote that) parody, to a great song.
Thanks Claude and Merry.!
Peregrin....*whew*....good thing that I happened to luck out with the song, etc.
Peregrin....*whew*....good thing that I happened to luck out with the song, etc.
Still enjoyable for the wordplay. I tried, but I just can't get into that show. I missed 'hausfrau's cameo first time around. Glad I came back.
sotm--not bad, I've actually seen the tv show a few times
Thanks Jeff and 2nz.
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