-> "Bum"
Original Song Title:
"Numb"
Parody Song Title:
"Bum"
Parody Written by:
Im Ted Kaczynski
The Lyrics
Im tired of peeing where you want me to pee
Feeling so faceless livin under the surface
I dont know why youre heckling me
Put under the pressure of walking in no shoes
(Glass caught in my big toe, just caught in my big toe)
Every nap that I take is another mistake to you
[Chorus]
I've become a bum
I can't clean my hair
Become so tired so much more beer
I'm becoming pissed all I want to do
Is smell more like pee and less like poo
Can't you see that youre bothering me
Trying to fight me, afraid to lose my bowl
Cause everything you thought i would see
Has fallen apart, from the stentch of poo
(Glass caught in my big toe, just caught in my big toe)
Every nap that i take is another mistake to you
(Glass caught in my big toe, just caught in my big toe)
And every swig that I taste is more than I can take
[Chorus : Repeat]
and I know
I may end up bailing too
But I know
You where just like me
With someone staring at you
[Chorus :Repeat]
I've
Become a bum
I can't wash my hair
I'm tired of smelling like pee [X2]
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