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Song Parodies -> "Don't Panic (the Roadkill song)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Panic"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Panic (the Roadkill song)"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

this was inspired by the "Squirrels just wanna go crunch" parody
Bones, crunching like scones
Brake is on the floor
Moans, places they roam
As I hit one more

And I smashed up a pitiful squirrel
Yeah I did, Yeah I did
I smashed up a pitiful squirrel

Drones, talking on phones
Why don't they watch more?
Groans, broke a few bones
Hood's covered in gore

And I ran down an idiot girl
Yeah I did, Yeah I did
I ran down an idiot girl

(sounds of screeching and then repeat chorus)

Oh, all that I know
Is I made a hit and run
Now everytime I drive, I'll only go when green's on

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3
Total Votes: 3

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2nz - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Great pacing, but you didn't really capture me with the humor in this one. 5-4-4
MrMacphisto - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, this is one of my weaker songs....

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