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Song Parodies -> "On the Loo"

Original Song Title:

"Only You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"On the Loo"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

This is where I spend all my time
Composing in rhyme
I mean, nearly
Came here only yesterday
I still ain't gone away
Do this yearly

All I needed was to be inspired
All I needed was up to be fired
But inspiration flew
On the loo

Finally when I'd passed my last
I looked round aghast
Can't escape-a
Though I really don't want to stay
I can't go away
There's no paper

All I needed was a toilet roll
All I needed to vacate the bowl
I'd done all I could do
On the loo

Is this going to take a long time
Though I don't mean to whine
Need a rescue
If I shout and bang on the floor
Will they hear me next door
It's grotes-que

All I needed was another roll
All I needed was to take a stroll
But I'm stuck here like glue
On the loo

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Royce Miller - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I hope your inspiration keeps flowing like..soft rolls of Charmin
Peregrin - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This, I thought was a vast improvement of Moyet's bland effort!

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