whered you get that sandwich with that ham on it
whered you get the matchin sub with the mustard in it
who them people you be eatin when you be ridin though
need to grab another with my brother
then my mother.. might need another

Tell me whos you deli man and how do you eat so good
your a fatboy why you still sittin on the hood
what in the world is on that sub what you got on that sub
A couple a cans of mustard maybe even some catchup
you did a pretty good job of just cookin there
sittin in that chair

that sub dont come out till next year
whered you get
Thats five fiffty gone whered you spend it

You must have eyes on your back cause you got honey to the celin
The bigger the crap, the more dealin, the worse im feelin, the more that im chillin
Winning, drilling, that eatin fellin

Now whos that butcher fixing all beef meals
gettin goosebumps when his cleaver strikes them 6 inch seals

what in the world is in that gut what you got in that gut
a couple of subs, a couple of jugs, a couple of tubs, a few country clubs

Now its time to Choose

Are you custom made custom-paid or just custom pitted
A few bowls of stew up in the ride and is that lerzo kitted
take your pick while im rubbin the sub, put the bread to the top of the lips and mummmmm

Now tell me whos your deli man and what you keep in your fridge
what about pizza and steak is that what you keep in your mouth


Whats that in your locker what you got in your locker
Get out my face waitin to have a taste at a similar pace
so shake it shake it