Fred Flintstone got devoured by a T-Rex,
Driving home from the quarry one afternoon,
Fred always said no dinosaur would eat a human,
Oops, I guess this time he spoke too soon.
His friend Barney tried to warn him,
That a T-Rex might attack,
Said there was a dinosaur infestation,
But Fred of course ignored him, and drove off without looking back.
When they found him the next morning,
He'd been bitten plain in half,
His old car had been devoured,
Yeah, that old T-Rex had the last laugh.

Fred Flintstone got devoured by a T-Rex,
Driving home from the quarry one afternoon,
Fred always said no dinosaur would eat a human,
Oops, I guess this time he spoke too soon.
His friend Barney tried to warn him,
That a T-Rex might attack,
Said there was a dinosaur infestation,
But Fred of course ignored him, and drove off without looking back.
When they found him the next morning,
He'd been bitten plain in half,
His old car had been devoured,
Yeah, that old T-Rex had the last laugh.

We were so surprised by Wilma,
That she's taken this so well,
She said Fred was such a lousy husband,
That she hoped he was burnin' in caveman hell.
No one in Bedrock seems to miss him,
Even his own family seems glad he's gone,
Wilma just can't help but wonder,
Why she put up with him for so long.

Fred Flintstone got devoured by a T-Rex,
Driving home from the quarry one afternoon,
Fred always said no dinosaur would eat a human,
Oops, I guess this time he spoke too soon.
His friend Barney tried to warn him,
That a T-Rex might attack,
Said there was a dinosaur infestation,
But Fred of course ignored him, and drove off without looking back.
When they found him the next morning,
He'd been bitten plain in half,
His old car had been devoured,
Yeah, that old T-Rex had the last laugh.

The town of Bedrock seems so quiet,
No more Yabba-Dabba-Doos,
Wilma doesn't seem to miss him,
But poor Barney's got the blues.
He's been warning everyone in Bedrock,
You better watch yourselves out there!
You might wind up getting eaten
And when you're gone, no one will care.

Fred Flintstone got devoured by a T-Rex,
Driving home from the quarry one afternoon,
Fred always said no dinosaur would eat a human,
Oops, I guess this time he spoke too soon.
His friend Barney tried to warn him,
That a T-Rex might attack,
Said there was a dinosaur infestation,
But Fred of course ignored him, and drove off without looking back.
When they found him the next morning,
He'd been bitten plain in half,
His old car had been devoured,
Yeah, that old T-Rex had the last laugh.

Sing it, Barney!

Fred Flintstone got devoured by a T-Rex,
Driving home from the quarry one afternoon,
Fred always said no dinosaur would eat a human,
Oops, I guess this time he spoke too soon.
His friend Barney tried to warn him,
That a T-Rex might attack,
Said there was a dinosaur infestation,
But Fred of course ignored him, and drove off without looking back.
When they found him the next morning,
He'd been bitten plain in half,
His old car had been devoured,
Yeah, that old T-Rex had the last laugh.