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Song Parodies -> "Procrastination"
Original Song Title:
"Anticipation"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Carly Simon
Parody Song Title:
"Procrastination"
Parody Written by:
David Chrenko
The Lyrics
I was going to submit this last week . . . sorry.
You will never know about which day it comes,
But you're watching for it, anyway.
And I wonder if you really know somehow,
I'm just buying your Christmas card today.
Procrastination, Procrastination
Is making me late.
It's keeping you waiting.
Should I tell you how sorry I feel at this moment.
Maybe I should wait 'til around three.
But I rehearsed excuses late last week,
Now I am thinking maybe I could tell you Friday.
Procrastination, Procrastination
Makes me hesitate.
You're anticipating.
But then, perhaps you'll think I'm apathetic.
Don't care 'bout it, 'cause I'm just not that way.
I'll come by to give you your Christmas card now.
Just stay right there, 'cause I'll be a couple days.
I'll be a couple days.
I'll be a couple days.
Your card is on its way.
Maybe sometime in May.
But you're watching for it, anyway.
And I wonder if you really know somehow,
I'm just buying your Christmas card today.
Procrastination, Procrastination
Is making me late.
It's keeping you waiting.
Should I tell you how sorry I feel at this moment.
Maybe I should wait 'til around three.
But I rehearsed excuses late last week,
Now I am thinking maybe I could tell you Friday.
Procrastination, Procrastination
Makes me hesitate.
You're anticipating.
But then, perhaps you'll think I'm apathetic.
Don't care 'bout it, 'cause I'm just not that way.
I'll come by to give you your Christmas card now.
Just stay right there, 'cause I'll be a couple days.
I'll be a couple days.
I'll be a couple days.
Your card is on its way.
Maybe sometime in May.
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Sorry - I just couldn't wait to comment on this one, but I think I'll vote some fives later.
Yeah, where's that song review? (Heh heh)
Hi Guy, Rick. I want to th . . . . .Oops Gotta run. I'll thank you later.
What's new? I know..you'll tell me tomorow.
I'll leave my comment now - great parody, David, good work ! - but somehow I feel obligated to cast my vote later....sometime later today....
LOL!!!!!! Great parody!
excellent
Wow, everybody, tha . . . naw...later!
There! Got a round tuit.
Okay, it's past time . . .THANK YOU!
Is everyone else thinking of ketchup? Nice job, Dave.
Ah, yes, the original "Ketchup Song." Sorry it took me so long to vote and comment. Hmmmm, "Heinz Field," that may explain why the Steelers have looked so slow lately.
well, my last name is chrenko too, so since i've never heard of other chrenkos, good job
Procrastination is the flowerbed of undone deeds.
They used to use the song Anticipation in a catsup commercial
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