In The Valentines Wedding
Like Love Is Almost Death
Like My Girlfriend Near Me
She Had Beautiful Breath
Oh She Had Much Voice
In Her Very Mouth
Says God Is Very Nice
The Love Train It Won't Stop Going But It Just Slow Down
Yeah

These Kids Were Acting
Like Jerks From Outer Space
There Parents Had To Punish Them
For Using Bad Language
Oh It's Coming Down The Elevator
My Own Girlfriend
Says Lord Is Like My Friend
In The Words They Won't Stop Going But They Just Slow Down

We Went To See The Yankees
Vs. The Toronto Blue Jays
While The Game Was On
They Were Too Many Foul Balls
Oh They Were Flying All Over The Arena
But It Started To Rain
Say We Have To End This
But The Game It Won't Stop Going But Just Slow Down