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Guy - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

I tried to listen to the MP3 but it sounded the same just like: Whatthephahkkayoudeff ? But I can't really make it out because I have these bananas in my ears.

Great parody JD. I have looked at this song so many times and could never get a theme up to parody it. You come through loud and clear on this one. Well done!

Tim Hall - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

This parody made me LMAO! Great job. Simon? Theodore? Alvin? ALVIN!!!!!

Jack Wilson - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, Johnny! oo ee ooh ah ah fives fives walla walla bang bang!

Rick D - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

If you ask me what the first song I ever heard was, this was it, I was probably four or five. It explains a lot. Sped up vocals, nonsense words, novelty subject. Things that have worked themselves into my music for years. This parody has straightened me right out! Now I understand it!

Adagio - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

LMAO!! What a fun parody to read! (Still laughing) 5's

Johnny D - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Guy, Tim, Jack, Rick, and Adagio: thank you all very much!

Rick, yes, I guess that does explain a few things! Simon? Theodore? Alvin? Duncan? DUUUUNNNNCCCAAAANNNNN !!!!!!

mac - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Looks like a number one hit.

Jan Unwin - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

The deaf-initive parody of this song. Great! 5-5-5

Jude Rodamer - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

This has got to be the funniest one I've seen of yours so far!! 5-5-5+

Stray Pooch - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

OMG, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!! ROFLMAO!! Johnny D you have outdone yourself, and that takes some doing!! I actually have some hearing loss, but it took a while to convince the Army. They gave me a hearing test where I had to repeat words. The only one I can remember was what sounded to me like "Oww OYYY." I thought "Cowboy?" and couldn't think of any word that would rhyme with it so I said it. Apparently I figured enough words out that way to pass. The doc said "You pass!" and I said "What did you call me???" This parody just kept getting wilder and wilder - I love it!! 555.

Johnny D - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you all very much, mac, Jan, Jude, and SP !!

Billy Florio - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought this was gonna go in the direction of Stephen Lynch's parody of "Taxi" but this was better lol..>Great great job!

Adagio - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

(still laughing at the parody) :D Maybe you should record!

Claude Prez - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Ooh, maybe now is a good time to finally write my "Fear Factor" song to this and ride on your coattails...nah, that's too much hard work. Great job Johnny.

Johnny D - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Billy and Claude!!

Adagio - Thanks - there are actually a few of my parodies that I have collected MIDI files for that I have thought about recording vocals for .... I don't know how to do that yet on my home PC, though. This one would be a lot of fun to record, if I could only figure out how....

Rick D - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

I know one way you could record. Move to California. You'd fit right in Santa Cruz.

Johnny D - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

What's up with Santa Cruz that a loon like me would fit in?

Mari D - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Wasn't he really saying "Louie Louie"? How about "It's an Eee-gull, Dave!" **I'm still laughing, especially while thinking about the farting line!

Rick D - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Haven't you heard? First, it's word famous for being a haven for, how shall I put put this? Ex-members of the "Woodstock" generation? Grateful Dead fans? Secondly, people there have odd hobbies, and the stores on the main drags reflect that. Middle age men with ponytails and attractive earthy women are a very common sight. And they have a hell of an amusement park. (See the movie "The Lost Boys" for location shooting references.)

Johnny D - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Sounds like a place I'd at least like to visit!

Joelle - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Ha, ha! You got 5's! Your stuff Always makes me laugh real hard. Ha, ha! You got 5's! Your stuff always makes me laugh real hard!

Meriadoc - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm pretty sure this one made me laugh out loud, but I'm not sure with all the wax in my ears... :-D

Johnny D - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Joelle and Meriadoc!

Robert J. Pagliaro - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Alvin, Alvin, ALVIN! Nice job. Believe it or not, someplace in my closet I have this on 45 - I think it's one of those floppy 45s that you'd get on the back of a cereal box - had the small hole in the middle so you didn't need the plastic converter.

Johnny D - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Robert!

2nz - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Holy crap!

Johnny D - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks 2nz! Really? That good? As the Cowardly Lion said, "Shucks, folks, I'm speechless!"

nnnag - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh this was hilarious! By the way, I noticed you posted your last comment twice.

Johnny D - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, nnnag! Yep, I posted that comment twice, and I had one of 'em deleted.

nnnag - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment

I was gonna hit the "report inappropriate comment" link for one of them, but I wasn't sure which one. Oh well.

Johnny D - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for the thought, nnnag - in the future, it's OK to let me decide which comments to delete from my parodies - but I appreciate you looking out for me!

Serafina - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent; I cracked up reading the whole thing! You did an excellent job on this parody; keep up the good work.

Mr. X - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Ditto on Serafina's comment. 5-5-5

Johnny D - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Serafina and Mr. X - I'm glad this silly little ditty gave you a good chuckle!

Johnny D - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment

WOW!!! This is great - more than 30 votes so far on this silly little "Chipmunks" ditty! To everyone who has voted and commented so far, all I can say is a heartfelt thank-you!

Ethan Mawyer - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment

apparently i voted on this already.... but this time i would've given 5-5-4 it's really well paced and really funny but the fact that it would have to be censored quite a few times if it got airplay is definitely not a good thing

Johnny D - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Fair enough, Ethan, I respect your opinion, and thank you for commenting. I disagree with your personal opinion regarding your judgement of the censorship issue - you say that you personally believe it's "definitely not a good thing" - and I acknowledge that your judgement is "definite" for you, personally - OK.

Johnny D - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Ethan - after re-reading your comment and reflecting on it some more..... it struck me as extremely interesting that you judged "Ear Doctor" based on "censorship", "if it got airplay".

That's a fascinating rationale! I never write parodies for airplay! How many of us do?

Ethan, you appear to have declared that your judgement-criteria for everybody's entries in this Amiright Parody Tournament are based (at least partially) on your judgement of their need for censorship for airplay.....

I am genuinely intrigued, Ethan - exactly how do "censorship" and "airplay" figure into all of this, when airplay is not the reason we're here anyway, and when so many of us are fundamentally opposed to censorship?

ethan - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment

johnny, i tried to explain myself a little more in the messageboard... i don't know what my "mom" is talking about since my only room right now is my dorm room

MysteryGoat - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Dude that was funny, can't believe i missed it.

Jack Wilson - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Ive already commented on it, but once again, its awesome!

Johnny D - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks MysteryGoat and Jack!

Thanks for clarifying your feelings, Ethan, over on the messageboard.

Old Comedywriter - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

...this one was both buzzwordy and buzzworthy. Reminded me of an uncensored Mr. Magoo in a way. Sound at 555 decibels is the only thing he's hearing...

Johnny D - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Old Comedywriter Earl S. Garber... I hear where you're coming from!

neminem - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, I found it amusing, certainly, but I'm going to have to be the ones-guy-equivalent and give it 4s. Perhaps it's the lack of nostalgia, as I hadn't heard the song several billion times like some people probably have, so I couldn't really get into it. And for pacing, this song has the rare problem of trying to rhyme things several times that *weren't* rhymed in the original, in addition to a couple other things (that were probably partially related to me messing up singing it, but still).

Johnny D - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, no problem neminem, thanks for your thoughtful input.

Mikey - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

great!

Johnny D - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Mikey!

Jeff Reuben - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Good parody, catchy tune and made me laugh.

Johnny D - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Jeff!

Diva - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

OMG ! That was hilarious! =D

Johnny D - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Diva, thank you! Did your vote register? Please check - the count didn't change. Thanks!

martha - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Loved this parody .. it is just so totally off the wall! 5s

Johnny D - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks so much, martha! I like other peoples' off-the-wall parodies, too!

Rick D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Just using Johnnie's song to let everyone know in bracket one that I did vote on everyone that I missed the first time around, even if I've been too busy to leave comments.

Johnny D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Highlander.

John Jenkins - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Creative - I liked your first nonsense verse best.

Johnny D - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, JJ - I tried to make that first nonsense verse sound like the original's "ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang".

Meriadoc - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment

ABC - Gets better with age! :-)

Johnny D - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Merry - and may that be true for each and every one of us!

Adagio - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Whoa...I hope you kept all these comments! 5'd again to revote, you know this is one of my favorites and serious competition.

Johnny D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks again, Adagio!

Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Votes restored, but you don't care about voting, do you Johnny?

Johnny D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Rick D. You are correct, I do not care about voting anymore. There are too many challenges in my personal life for me to waste time and energy caring about votes on song parodies. I used to bug you, and other people, if I thought you hadn't voted, or if I thought your vote hadn't registered. But I don't care about it anymore. Thanks for your comment, a kind word is always welcome from a friend. :-)

P.S.: Don't worry, I'm not depressed, I'm just being realistic about how much more important my non-computer life is to me than worrying about votes on my song parodies.

Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I was actually joking. But in a way, the voting dump was a good thing. we all paniced and said "Oh, No!". Then realized that that's not why we're here. When I first discovered the top ten list, I got way too concerned with it at first. It's gone and we're still here chatting with each other. I'm glad you let the voting go. You reminded me of me,(which you do in other ways, anyway.) I feel like I have made a better friend in you than many people I've actually met. That is why I'm here and doing recordings for "strangers". When that convention happens on the east coast, I many have to show up.

Johnny D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

And I know that you were actually joking. But I was not, and I'm glad you feel good about the fact that I've finally let the voting go. I have. I'm an overweight middle-aged guy of 46 with a wife and loved ones and a job and a mortgage and my health to take care of, etcetera etcetera etcetera.....so song parodies are a very, very pleasant diversion, and a very enjoyable way to banter with like-minded souls and encourage each other's art, but theebudda theebudda theebudda that's all song parodies are to me, folks! ;-)

Thanks for the kind words --- I can say the same for you, Highlander --- you remind me of me as well (and to paraphrase part of a comment from you awhile back, you might wonder if that's a good thing!) ..... I'm glad we've heard each other's singing voices, we've seen each other's photographs, and we've exchanged zillions of written comments and banter with each other. I hope we can meet in-person at some point, Rick --- I think it will feel more like a reunion than a first encounter! :-)

DON'T WORRY, friends! More stupid, goofy, wacky song parodies are still pogo-sticking around inside my head, all queued-up to be posted on Amiright (and maybe some on WhatFreaks) .... I'm not quitting --- I'm just enjoying a long-overdue attitude adjustment that will free-up mental energy from worrying about votes and allow it to go into writing more entertaining parodies!

Paul Robinson - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny D - I was about to log off in my tired grump-dom of today, but I saw your exchange. Amen, friends...I have a hard time cutting loose of worthless statistics...When I was a kid I was the first geek on the block to figure out how to compute "ERA" (Earned Run Average" Earned runs allowed x 9 divided by number of innings pitched. The object is to determine the average number of earned runs a pitcher allowed for each 9 innings he has pitched.) for baseball pitchers and that little geek is still alive somewhere in me. My 10 year old friends reacted like I found a cure for cancer. Maybe there is a "Worthless Statistics Anonymous" program somewhere to help me and maybe a few other folks around here...

Johnny D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Paul, thanks very much. Numbers are just a useful social illusion anyway. Except when they're on my paycheck! ;-D

Melhi - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

SOTM - Still hilarious!

Johnny D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Melhi!

Mari D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

This is still very psychedelic to me, which is a good thing!

Johnny D - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Mari !

Agrimorfee - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment

JANSOTM--Oo, ee, ooh, haha, that song really made me bling-blang! 555

Johnny D - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Agrimorfee!

Spaff.com - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Hoo hee. Hoo ha ha. I don't know how I've survived since January without this in my life. I love it, Sir Dangle.

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