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Song Parodies -> "Patriot Act #12 and 35 (Everybody's Gonna Get Screwed)"

Original Song Title:

"Rainy Day Woman #12 and 35 (Everybody Must Get Stoned)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Patriot Act #12 and 35 (Everybody's Gonna Get Screwed)"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Well, they'll screw you when you stand up for what's right.
They'll screw you just because they're so uptight.
They'll screw you when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll screw you for where you surf alone.
But I would not feel it's only you,
Everybody's gonna get screwed!

Well, they'll screw you when you're drivin' down the lane.
They'll screw you when you're gonna fly a plane.
They'll screw you when you're talkin' on the phone.
They'll screw you when you've been gone too long.
But I would not feel it's only you,
Everybody's gonna get screwed!

They'll screw you when you're at the poker table.
They'll screw you when you try to tell a fable.
They'll screw you when you're checkin' out some books.
They'll screw you and they'll give you dirty looks.
Tell ya what, I would not feel it's only you,
Everybody's gonna get screwed!

Well, they'll screw you and they'll say it's justified.
Then they'll screw you when you try to say they lied.
They'll screw you when you're driving in your car.
They'll screw you when you're buying a guitar.
Yeah, but I would not feel it's only you,
Everybody's gonna get screwed!

Well, they'll screw you when they see you shake your fist.
They'll screw you and call you a terrorist.
They'll screw you when you listen to Rush.
They'll screw you even if you voted for Bush.
But I would not feel it's only you,
Everybody's gonna get screwed!
©2004 Michael W. McVey

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Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
All true American patriots must act and give this one fives. Including those Patriots who are gonna freeze their keisters off tomorrow when they Titan up in Foxboro.
Michael McVey - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, the only reason I'd root for the Titans is if they win, my Colts get home field advantage in the AFC championship. As for the parody, you're right, and I'm surprised it didn't get more attention.--MM
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Just saw this one and I like it.

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