Song Parodies -> "Soprano"

Original Song Title:

"Witchy Woman"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Soprano"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

In no way are all sopranos like this.

Rayon wear and cozy quips
Sit down, chums, we've our friendship
"Echoed voices in the night."
We've an artless spirit in an endless night.

Woo hoo witty women
We can harmonize
Woo hoo witty women
We got the croon in our cries.

We jelled, we voiced sound, what a sight
Glanced at our notes, a choir sight.
Lazy, was she, with her common broom
And she drove us all to madness with her shiver croon.

Woo hoo witty women
We can harmonize
Woo hoo witty women
We got the croon in our cries.

(musical interlude)

Ah, ah, ah, (she shrieks) ah, ah ,(aaii) ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, (she shrieks) ah, ah, (aaiiiiiii) ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Although you want to stuff her
Mouth full of mashed 'taters
She's been keepin' all those rumors fed
But there's some tenors showin' frowns, she is still around
She can block your ears up tight until they all have bled.

Woo hoo screechy woman
Key so high we cry.
Woo hoo screechy woman,
We got the tune, she just tries.

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Laurence Dunne - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Croon in our cries..pretty good...555

Adagio - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Laurence!

Johnny D - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Here's 555 - now please, tell that soprano to shut up - SHE'S KILLING FISH IN THE NEXT COUNTY.

Great job, Pat !!

Adagio - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Johnny. :D Did your vote register? It looks the same.

Guy - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent line.

"And she drove us all to madness with her shiver croon."

Well paced, well timed and some nice chuckles. Well done Pat.

Adagio - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Guy!

Johnny D - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

I just tried voting again, without clearing my IE buffers, and the vote count stayed at 5. Is that correct?

Adagio - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Yea...I just noticed that after you commented it stayed at 4 til Guy came along. Who knows...guess it should have more, but...impt. thing...you all got to read it and comment. :D

2nz - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOSBIWIDSICVALACFY (so I could vote and leave a comment for you) Gotta go on an on-line search for the song now. See ya soon.

Adagio - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

A midi version can be found here..http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi3.html..just scroll down until you find the song.

Meriadoc - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

When I was in junior high I remember singing with a group in some musicals. Obviously, no one had ever really listened to my voice... hee hee. Good job!

Adagio - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Mer!

Adagio - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment

2nz? What is the Biwid part of DKTOSBIWIDSICVALACFY ?

Adagio - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment

2nz...it's this parody that maybe you were looking for.

2nz - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

(Biwid) But I wish I did

Adagio - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

2nz...oh...thanks.

2nz - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Like the 'We can harmonize' sub. I learned that I'm not a big fan of the Eagles, but your pacing was spot on. g/j and sorry about the absolute lateness of this rating.

Adagio - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, 2nz

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.