Song Parodies -> "I Glove You (for Proctological Resons)"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You (for Sentimental Reasons)"

Original Performer:

"I Glove You (for Proctological Resons)"

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The Lyrics

This is dedicated to all men everwhere who dread their annual prostate examination. Am I right, guys?

I Glove You

I glove you, for proctological reasons
I dope you to relieve thee
I'll pry your buns apart

I glove you, and you go home bent at the knee
Please don't think of it as surgery
I pray that you don't fart

I shrink of that view while boring
Probe you left and right
Snarling, I'm never timely
A chamber with no light

I glove you for proctological reasons
I dope you to relieve thee
I'll pry your buns apart

I glove you for proctological reasons
I dope you to relieve thee
I'll pry your buns apart

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Tim Hall - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Ouch!

Johnny D - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Don't know the original song, do know the ol'clinical prong.

Eye1zLotto - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny D, I'll have to look up the prong song. This is one of Nat's all-time great love melodies. You should look it up and play it and then come back to this. Enjoy. Eye1

Michael Pahcolek - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment

This isn't a Michael Jackson parody?

MIKE - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment

NO BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE 1

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