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Song Parodies -> "Hominy"

Original Song Title:

"Harmony"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Hominy"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Yellow, buttered yellow
To avoid I'd race for a mile
Havin' grits no inclined I be
'Cus is it swill in lame boiled style?

Yellow, it's so yellow
Why is this corn so base on the menu?
Isn't this ponely grain forever bad
Or shouldn't mush be classed deriving same as shoe glue?

Hominy you see
Is gritty and lumpany
Cooking corny filings
In our home within Dixie
Hominy, gee I really loathe you
Do I salt or top you with sugar?
Or cream - it's an endeavor ever eating hominy

Jell-O, ain't no Jell-O
Pull your lips apart and let your tastebuds know
It looks so yucky flowing free
Heaping the plate real slow
It's no disgrace forgettin' to say grace
For meal in a bowl, so yellow yellow

Hominy you see
Is required in Tennessee
Took and poured a pile and
Fed our goat under the tree
Hominy, gee I really loathe you
But I'm made to eat you by mother
I dream of soon a clever, severing from hominy

Never eating hominy
Hominy
Hominy
Hominy
Hominy
Hominy
Hominy
Hominy
Aaah yuk!

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AussieBullDog - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, guys! Now do the whole album. ;)
Meriadoc - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha! :-D We were actually considering parodying "Exile on Main Street" but it has fallen by the wayside.... Grumbling Twice? Stumbling Mice? Bumbling Lice?
CeramicsFanatic - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! Hominy is good stuff!! Nevertheless, a good effort all around! ;-)
mandamoo - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know what the hell that stuff is and I think I'm glad ! :-O Great parody though guys, once again !!!

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