Itchy face, chafing scars
Big black swells, and ointment tar
Little specks, all on my skin
And this fever I've got makes my head itch and spin
The doctor said "boy" - "Just listen to me"
"Here's what you do - get lots of sleep"
Hey, Dr. Man, please cure me soon
I'm itchy, i'm hurting, I'm crazy as a loon

Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox
Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox

A red face, breaking out
I'm dead now, without a doubt
I've had enough, please cure me now
I - think I might- even have mad cow
The doctor said "boy" - "Just listen to me"
"Here's what you do - get lots of sleep"
Hey, doctor man, please help me out
These pocks make me itch, scream and shout

Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox
Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox

Chicken pox, BS talks
Chicken pox, come on, come on

Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox
Come on, come on, help me, it aint funny
Come on, come on, get rid of all my chicken pox

Chicken pox, chicken pox, pox, pox
Well ah chicken pox - Chicken pox!
Ah - yeah!