His stomach's really growlin'
Stayed till the bar was closed
All he's had to eat all day
Was a bag of Dor-it-oes
She wants someplace romantic
Fine meal and sit a spell
But she knows where her ass is goin'
It's that damn old Taco Bell

CHORUS

It's food from hell
It's taco shells, fire sauce
And a talking dog
And when the day is through
And it's time to poo
Gonna shit ya a flamin' log
It's beef and beans
And chili cheese
And some stuff with a funny smell
They're not closed ya see
Drive through's open till three
And they call the place Taco Bell

Does her best to hold her nose
When nature makes its call
But he had the need for extra beans
Paint's peelin' off the walls

And there ain't no damn air freshener
That's ever lived to tell
You know the woman wants her gas mask
Like he wants his Taco Bell

REPEAT CHORUS

It's food from hell
It's taco shells, fire sauce
And a talking dog
And when the day is through
And it's time to poo
Gonna shit ya a flamin' log
It's beef and beans
And chili cheese
And some stuff with a funny smell
They're not closed ya see
Drive through's open till three
And they call the place Taco Bell

It's time to end this song now
Time for a little quiz
Can anybody tell me
What the hell a Chalupa is?

'Cause some flamin' farts broken toilet parts
And a gut with gas that swells
Will be your fondest memories
Of that place called Taco Bell

REPEAT CHORUS

It's food from hell
It's taco shells, fire sauce
And a talking dog
And when the day is through
And it's time to poo
Gonna shit ya a flamin' log
It's beef and beans
And chili cheese
And some stuff with a funny smell
They're not closed ya see
Drive through's open till three
And they call the place Taco Bell

Them burrito supremes cause my rectum to scream
And they call the place Taco Bell