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Song Parodies -> "I Left Her Heart in a Can of Crisco"
Original Song Title:
"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tony Bennett
Parody Song Title:
"I Left Her Heart in a Can of Crisco"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
The loveliness of Mary
Is probably about to die
A strange experiment I did
Has gone a bit awry
I've been terribly alone in Pennsylvania
I'm coming home to my lab in Transylvania
I left her heart in a can of Crisco
In the lab's kitchen, under the sink
To be where the water rushes through
Those silver metal pipes
And I'm coming back to get her heart
Oh my dear
Her heart waits there, in a can of Crisco
Beneath the blue and shiny sink
When I take her heart from that can of Crisco,
I will try to put it back in my Mary dear!
Is probably about to die
A strange experiment I did
Has gone a bit awry
I've been terribly alone in Pennsylvania
I'm coming home to my lab in Transylvania
I left her heart in a can of Crisco
In the lab's kitchen, under the sink
To be where the water rushes through
Those silver metal pipes
And I'm coming back to get her heart
Oh my dear
Her heart waits there, in a can of Crisco
Beneath the blue and shiny sink
When I take her heart from that can of Crisco,
I will try to put it back in my Mary dear!
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Grease is the word. Good job!
(Gross Comp Deux) I have issues with the pacing of the title line...otherwise, a very creative substitution.
Gross Out 2-Very good parody here, Although I think I was more shocked than grossed out-but still good parody.
(Gross-Out Doo) To be honest, Michael, this isn't one of your better works. I can overlook the title line pacing a bit off since IMO there is enough pause to fit in the extra word, but those pauses elsewhere make your lyrics hard to sing to TOS. "in Pennsylvania" doesn't sub that well for "and forgotten in Manhattan."
Perceived technical issues aside, this is pretty morbid, and the ending was great.
Perceived technical issues aside, this is pretty morbid, and the ending was great.
While distubing, and fitting the contest very well, it's not exactly that straight on with pacing. Sorry, Mike I had to give you 4's
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