They sent him to Iraq to fight in a war
His wife thought it was crazy and asked, "What for?"
They had him in combat, oh, to hunt down Saddam
She thought it was just like Vietnam.

She cut off her jeans, oh, she turned down the lights
She hit the streets runnin' that cold winter night
Now the streets are one place she can really have fun
Protesting everything that she thinks is wrong!

She stands there wearing her Wild Panty Hose
This crazy young hippie in her ragged old clothes
She could have tried something much better, you know
Than going out half-naked with her wild panty hose!

A baby named Ashley with laughing blue eyes
Has been in her purse since 1995
Now her daddy has left her, oh, she's almost nine
And her mommy looks like Grandma did, back in '69!

You know, they found her at the 25th precinct jail
She can't even find a minister, Lord, to put up her bail
She'd been protesting the war, with all her might
But the inseam is now broken, it's her hose's last night.

She stood there wearing her wild panty hose
This crazy young hippie in her ragged old clothes
She could have tried something much better, you know
Than going out half-naked with her wild panty hose!