Who's old, and also, who's young?
Couldn't be much more than 51,
AmIRight artists are who we are,
And age doesn't matter.

Most of the writers are eighteen,
Songdiva, she is twice that age,
Most of the songs- hit parodies,
And age doesn't matter.

JReuben is only 32,
Junior and leb are young ones, too.
Merry and Pip, don't know who is who,
Though age doesn't matter.

Spoofing songs is what we do,
But our age was never known,
Now we know.

JustBrit ain't saying nothing,
Could be much older than everyone,
Forever trusting who we are
Cause age doesn't matter.

Ghetto John is 18, too,
MooRocca's age, I just don't know
Now I know.

Never opened ourselves this way
Site is ours, and we're going to stay,
The messageboard's cool, and what they say,
Is age doesn't matter.

Some are young, but some are old, too,
neminem and others are new,
Pacing is our similar view,
Cause age doesn't matter.

We've all seen their parodies,
No one here are enemies.
Spoofing songs are what we do,
And the age nobody did know,
Now we know.

Spoofing is a form of art,
Everyone's good in a certain part,
Par'dy spoofers that's who we are,
Yes, the age doesn't matter.