Bitty girls just seem to find out early, diet meals are really not much fun
A rich old man but still he's not the Colonel. She's ready for another chicken run.
Late at night a big old gal gets hungry, it's now time to go out for a ride.
And it breaks her heart to think her love is only given to a bird Kentucky Fried
So she tells him she must go out for the evening to comfort an old friend who's feeling down.
But he knows where she's going as she's leaving, she's headed for the eatin' side of town.
You can't hide your fryin' thighs, it's one mile to the franchise.
I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your fryin' thighs.

On the other side of town a place is waiting with recipes that nobody can steal
She drives on through the night anticipating 11 herbs and spices in her meal
She rushes through the door, and grabs some napkins. She whispers that it's only for awhile.
She swears that soon she'll be coming back forever, she wipes her face and leaves them in a pile.
You can't hide your fryin' thighs, it's one mile to the franchise.
I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your fryin' thighs.

She gets up, orders another bucket and stares out at the stars up in the sky.
Another night, and with any luck it, will be a night where you can get free sides
She wonders how it ever got this crazy, she thinks about it and begins to drool.
Did she get original or was it extra crispy? She's so far gone she feels just like a fool.
My, oh my, you sure know how to arrange things, you set it up so well, so carefully.
Ain't it funny how the hand wipes didn't change things,
you're still the same old girl at KFC.
You can't hide your fryin' thighs, it's one mile to the franchise.
I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your fryin' thighs.
There ain't no way to hide your fryin' thighs. Honey, you can't hide your fryin' thighs.