When Is This Guy Retiring
He's Only 85 Years Old
He's Gonna Be 86 And He's Still On 60 Minutes
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old, Oh No
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old

In His Eighties, That Is Old
And I Don't Know What I'm Saying
But He Looks Like, Like He's 50
Still I Dont Know What He's Doing
He's So Old Like Morley Safer
Talking Like He's Dan Rather
Yeah

It's Unbelieveable,
That He's On 60 Minutes
It's Hard To Talk Like He Was
Only 100 Years Old
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old Oh No
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old

Well Were Live On CBS
And My Name Is Mike Wallace
I Don't Care How Old Am I
By My Voice I'm Mike Wallace
The Best Star Of 60 Minutes
Well, I'm Saying 30 Years
Yeah

And I Missed The Next Show
Oh Well I Guess It Time To Watch Him
And All I Know
It's Hard To Find What Others Are Watching
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old Oh Know
Too Old, Too Old, Too Old

Well I'm Hosting' And I'm Talking
And I Don't Know Where I'm Walking
What's The Message I'm Doing
Can You Tell Me What I'm Saying
So If You're Watching 60 Minutes
Look How Old Wallace Is.
Mike Wallace
Mike Wallace
Mike Wallace
Mike Wallace
Mike Wallace
Mike Wallace

Ayaaaaaaaaaaaaah!