Song Parodies -> "Howard McNear (Floyd the Barber)"

Original Song Title:

"Come As you Are"

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Original Performer:

"Howard McNear (Floyd the Barber)"

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The Lyrics

Ooooooooh. Here's another entry in my Mayberry/Nirvana juxtaposition series

Howard McNear, played Floyd,
Who was always lisping
The only, barber in, the town called Mayberry.
Was naive, didn't know
That his lisp made, him sound gay
Gave the creeps, while watching, him saying Oooooooh, Andy
Oooooooh, Andy
Oooooooh, Andy
Oooooooh, Andy
Oooooooh, Andy

Get a haircut, from Floyd
So you can hear him say
his trademark, expression, him saying Oooooooh, Andy
Oooooooh, Andy

No one knew that Howard had a stroke
Howard had a stroke
Howard had a stroke
Howard had a stroke

Oooooooh, Andy
Oooooooh, Andy
Oooooooh, Andy
Oooooooh, Andy

Oooooooh, Andy - and Howard had a stroke

No one knew that Howard had a stroke
Yes, Howard had a stroke
Yes, Howard had a stroke
Yes, Howard had a stroke
Yes, Howard had a stroke
Yes, Howard had a stroke

Oooooooh, Andy
Oooooooh, Andy

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Billy Florio - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Doesnt Nirvana have a song called "Floyd the barber" on Bleech?

AussieBullDog - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Pacing was slightly off, but not bad overall.

Tim Hall - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Billy, you were right about Floyd The Barber on Nirvana's Bleach album. I didn't even know about it, so i looked it up and thought it was much more vulgar than my Floyd The Barber

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