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Song Parodies -> "I'll Kiss You (The Stalker Song)"

Original Song Title:

"I Miss You"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Kiss You (The Stalker Song)"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

Guys, you better think twice about trying to make a good first impression on particular girls. Some may want to try to be TOO close.
It's me love. The woman that you dream of.
The waitress that you had that Friday night.
Why don't you ever call me?
Do you think I'm a stalker
or are you just not a talker?
I'll be blunt:
I want to shave your backhair.
I'll take any piece of clothing.
And then one night, I'll crash out in your den.
Crash out in your den.

Kiss you. Kiss you.(x2)

Where are you.
I've been hear waiting.
Your schedule said you'd be in bed by twelve.
Got many photographs of you.
And I must confess:
Your sleeping in the nude's a precious sight.
But please do not misjudge me.
I have good intentions.
Watching you is how I show my love.
I'm impregnated with your kid.
I'll tell you how it happened.
But first you must dismiss the court order.
Restraining order.

Don't take...away...from me...the see...
My lover at his home.
Don't take...away...from me...the leave...
Ten voice mails on his phone.


I have...all your...chewed my...album...
of things I hold so dear.
I still...have an...issue...with a...tissue...
I saw you use last year.

You took...away...from we...
Can't see each other now.
You have...made I...will make...
Your life a living h***.

Kiss you. Kiss you. (x4)
I could not think of a better title. Wish I could.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Bob O'Mara - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know how this posted twice, but can anyone who wants to write or vote on my parody vote on this post? It'll make things easier.
Diana - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody! I loved it :))

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