Dribblin' on my chin
Bo-tox in my grin
No longer can my muscles recoil

Mumblin' my con-sent
Through my O-2 vent
Well, toes limp - hope my surgeon is loyal

Waitin' to pay another plastic surgeon bill
Countin' backwards, went under the drug
Some people claim that I'm a man who's too vain

Without this

I'd look like a pug


I sure know the reason
I stayed here all season
Doctors here show butts and glands made brand-new

But I'm not a cynic
This Mexican clinic
Costs almost nada, (a) peso or two

Waitin' to pay another plastic surgeon bill
Searchin' for my lost muscle of smiles
Some people claim that I'm a man who's too vain

Without this

I'd be Gomer Pyle


I blew out my face-lift
Now I've got face-rift
Look like that Phantom Op-er-a dude

So I E-mailed my surgeon
And soon I was urgin'
That Mexican doctor to get me re-glued

Waitin' to pay another plastic surgeon bill
Searchin' for my lost forehead and nose
Some people claim that I'm a man who's too vain

Won-der-in'

Where did my nose go?


Yes, and -

Some people claim that I'm a man who's too vain

Now I know

Big toe's my new nose