Song Parodies -> Black And Gold
| Original Song Title: | "Black Gold" |
| Original Performer: | Soul Asylum |
| Parody Song Title: | "Black And Gold" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny Pyro |
If you aren't a Boston Bruins fan, then you won't care for this parody. Myself? I'm a diehard.
The Bruins of Beantown
Tryin' to win a playoff round
See the crowd gather 'round
Nothing like a crowd, that is loud
Black and Gold, with thier purses tight
No one good on the ice, for a 'Stanley Cup Ride'
I don't care this, isn't fair
I just want to see them win once in my life
Thinking backwards in time
Bobby Orr, let's rewind
That Espo, Chief, Hodge line
Better team no, you won't find
Bad owners, with your purses tight
Won't you fill out some checks, let's go for a 'Ride'
Sure like to feel some pride
But this team just makes me feel sad inside
Brother, do you know that the B's lost tonight?
Need more wins and less defeats
Trade for someone new, some fresh meat
Keep Joe (Thornton) and build around
This flat team needs to win a Crown
Bad owners, with your purses tight
Won't you fill out some checks, let's go for a 'ride'
Sure like to feel some pride
But this team just makes me feel sad inside
Bad owners, with your purses tight
Won't you fill out some checks, let's go for a 'ride'
I don't care this, isn't fair
I just want to see them win once in my life
Tryin' to win a playoff round
See the crowd gather 'round
Nothing like a crowd, that is loud
Black and Gold, with thier purses tight
No one good on the ice, for a 'Stanley Cup Ride'
I don't care this, isn't fair
I just want to see them win once in my life
Thinking backwards in time
Bobby Orr, let's rewind
That Espo, Chief, Hodge line
Better team no, you won't find
Bad owners, with your purses tight
Won't you fill out some checks, let's go for a 'Ride'
Sure like to feel some pride
But this team just makes me feel sad inside
Brother, do you know that the B's lost tonight?
Need more wins and less defeats
Trade for someone new, some fresh meat
Keep Joe (Thornton) and build around
This flat team needs to win a Crown
Bad owners, with your purses tight
Won't you fill out some checks, let's go for a 'ride'
Sure like to feel some pride
But this team just makes me feel sad inside
Bad owners, with your purses tight
Won't you fill out some checks, let's go for a 'ride'
I don't care this, isn't fair
I just want to see them win once in my life
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Never more was there a perfect parody, for a team that continueously folds at crunch time. I think after 16 years of being a die-hard fan, that if they can't win game 7 tonight.....then I will finally disown this team.
Ok....that shoulda read 26 years
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